Corrupt a Wish

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Fand
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:01 pm
Fand says... · Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:01 pm
Granted, but it's awfully ugly.

I wish I could lose weight more easily.
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RoxanneR
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:07 pm
RoxanneR says... · Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:07 pm
Granted, but now you're stick thin and you slip through the gaps in the floorboards.

I wish people would come to my Christmas party
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Wiggy
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:20 pm
Wiggy says... · Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:20 pm
Granted, but you have so many people at the party that it gets overcrowded and someone dies from heat exhaustion!

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Jiggity
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:17 am
Jiggity says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:17 am
Granted, but you get hit by a car when you venture outside!

I wish I was fitter/stronger
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Fand
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:21 am
Fand says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:21 am
Granted, but now you're so muscular you look like one of those freakish, orange-tanned muscle-heads from TV competitions. XD

I wish there was a good movie on right now.
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Poor Imp
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:21 am
Poor Imp says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:21 am
Granted...though it's not on on any channel you've got.


I wish pacing of a story were easy as walking... !_!
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Fand
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:44 am
Fand says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:44 am
Granted, but you're so good at it that now you have too many stories--more than you'll ever be able to actually write out.

I wish I could see my Staten Island boys before 22 January... *wistful*
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Wiggy
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:34 am
Wiggy says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:34 am
Granted, but then you don't see them after Jan. 22nd *sobs*...

I wish I didn't have to move. I love my home and it always will be that.
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Lilyy03
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Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:43 pm
Lilyy03 says... · Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:43 pm
Granted, but the plumbing breaks down.

I wish my wisdom teeth ordeal would be over(!!!)




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luna_the_shiekah
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:13 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:13 am
Granted but by some strange turn of events, they grow back and you must endure all over again.

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and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.
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Emerson
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:48 am
Emerson says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:48 am
Granted. You haven't any eyes.

I wish my legs weren't hurting right now, BUT that I didn't loose them all together
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Fand
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:14 pm
Fand says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:14 pm
Clau >> party-pooper. :p

Granted, but now you're paraplegic.

I wish my muse was cooperating right now.
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Emerson
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Emerson says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Granted, and you are given the idea for a story! But, it goes just like every other story heard, and in fact, is composed of only cliches and very bad analogies.

I wish my shoulder (shingles!!!) would stop hurting
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
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Fand
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:12 pm
Fand says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:12 pm
Granted, but now you've got a dreadful headache.

I wish my friends didn't all live so far away.
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Emerson
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:23 pm
Emerson says... · Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:23 pm
(Strangely enough, right now i really do have a dreadful headache. It's too painful to move.... Fand, I hate you. :-p)

Granted, you have no friends.

I wish for something happy!
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo



The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices; to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicions can destroy. A thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own.
— Rod Serling, Twilight Zone