Corrupt a Wish

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bubblewrapped
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:23 pm
bubblewrapped says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:23 pm
Granted, but only because you're dead.

I wish that I could speed-read non-fiction
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Sponson Light
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:23 pm
Sponson Light says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:23 pm
Granted, it clogs your toilet.

I wish the people in Uptopia, Texas would all DIE and never ever exist ever again.
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Luxor
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:35 pm
Luxor says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:35 pm
Granted, but their ghosts haunt you incessantly until you are driven to insanity.

I wish I could remember to put my shoes in the corner so my mom wouldn't trip over them.
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:58 pm
Fand says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:58 pm
Granted, but then you won't be able to find them.

I wish my inspiration didn't come at such wide intervals.
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Luxor
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:05 pm
Luxor says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:05 pm
Granted, but now it won't come at all.

I wish the world would go boom.
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:23 pm
Snoink says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:23 pm
Granted, but you'll go boom with it, and with a headache, no less.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
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gyrfalcon
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:28 pm
gyrfalcon says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:28 pm
Granted, but now you're eternally busy doing everything at it's proper time and never have time for YWS!

I wish...I couldn't hate people
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:30 pm
Snoink says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:30 pm
Granted, but because you can't hate people then you get depressed and kill yourself.


I wish the red pens I bought would work more than occasionally.
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:31 pm
gyrfalcon says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:31 pm
Granted, but now you only ever write in red pen.

I wish I had someone to hug right now.
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:34 pm
Snoink says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:34 pm
Granted, but you hate that person.


I wish I wasn't so impatient.
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Cassandra
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:02 pm
Cassandra says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:02 pm
Granted, but you'd be too patient, waiting for everything to come to you instead of getting out there and getting it for yourself.

I wish itunes would import these CDs faster...
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gyrfalcon
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:13 pm
gyrfalcon says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:13 pm
Granted, but the songs are all corrupt and no good to listen to.

I wish I had more time to do homework
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Via
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:19 pm
Via says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:19 pm
Granted, but now you have more work to do.

I wish I had some SoftLips chapstick.
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Sponson Light
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:20 pm
Sponson Light says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:20 pm
gyrfalcon wrote:Granted, but the songs are all corrupt and no good to listen to.

I wish I had more time to do homework


Granted, the only thing you have time for IS homework.

I wish these wishes wouldnt suck.
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Via
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:34 pm
Via says... · Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:34 pm
Granted, but now they blow.

I still wish I had some SoftLips chapstick.
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