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Sat Aug 15, 2015 2:10 am
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Eight years.

Had it really been eight years? Eight years of serving milk, soda, and root beer floats? Nate wondered this, and many other things, as he shoved the key into the front door to unlock The Tavern.

Situated on a long forgotten road in a long forgotten land, The Tavern had never really been much. A resting place for weary travelers, the occasional meeting area for a small group, and once the convention center for Orcs who enjoyed roleplaying as humans.

In all those years, of course, he had never fixed the shingles or the floorboards. The former still leaked and the latter still creaked. But the customers still came, and he recently signed a distribution deal with Turkey Hill, which served the finest milk.

The door now unlocked, he picked himself up through it and turned on the lights. After a brief interval of opening the windows, he put up a sign reading "Open: Serving Soda, Milk, and Juice!"


Fast forward another couple years...

Out of nowhere, Nate exclaimed, "This was the most liked work in December 2010!"

A weary bar patron looked up from his root beer float. "What is the Literary Spotlight?"

Nate shook his head, clearing the confusion from his mind. "Huh?"

"I thought we were playing Jeopardy."

"No, and that would still be wrong."
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Sat Aug 15, 2015 7:27 am
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Give me a pint of vodka good sir!
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Nate squints at @AlexSushiDog, and wonders at his reading ability. He decides that perhaps Alex's eyes had skipped over the sign at the front door that read, "Open: Serving Soda, Milk, and Juice!"
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Sat Aug 15, 2015 4:30 pm
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Fine, give me an orange juice please!
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Sat Aug 15, 2015 7:15 pm
PickledChrissy says...



Can I have a rootbear float?
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Do you serve Diet Blood?
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Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:33 pm
PickledChrissy says...



No, Catch. No diet blood. But there is diet coke. *slams a cup full down in front of Catch* Behave yourself this time.
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Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:02 pm
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Catch frowns. "Was I not behaved last time?"
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Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:50 am
PickledChrissy says...



Of course you weren't. Do you ever behave?
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Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:19 pm
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I mean... I try to.. ;-;
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Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:23 pm
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So do I. Some of the time anyways.
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:16 am
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*sips Coke then spits it out because it's diet*
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:32 am
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You asked for diet blood so I assumed you would want diet coke. YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE!
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:55 am
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*continues brushing teeth*
NO ONE HAS GOT MY FLUFFING ORANGE JUICE.
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Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:57 pm
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*pops up out of nowhere*

That's because everyone simply prefers you to thirst to death Alex. You should have seen this coming and BRUSH YOUR TEETH IN THE BATHROOM.
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