The Tavern [2]

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*continues brushing teeth*
I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.




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I'll give you orange juice if you relocate to the bathroom. Deal? :D
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)




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Ah... the weekend is finally here. Would chocolate milk be too much trouble to order?
"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley.
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone
surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled




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Not at all. *Give you a cup full* Will you be wanting anything else?
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)




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Hey, who made you the bartender? I wouldn't drink that if I were you, Buggie. Knowing Chrissy, it's probably filled to the brim with cyanide. Or cheap diet soda, or something.
live in technicolor




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I only give the stuff that isn't soda to catch. Don't worry.
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)




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QUICK DO YOU HAVE COOKIES!!
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows




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*walks in* Hey. Can I have some Orange Crush?
Someone needs to make Captain Cold a fursona.




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Nah, only Fanta.
live in technicolor




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Fanta's cool.
Someone needs to make Captain Cold a fursona.




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*rolls eyes and grabs a muffin and can of soda and finds a quiet place to read her book*
I want a Harry Potter reboot with Benedict Cumberbatch as all the characters~~Mem
<3 Formerly Remembrance <3

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*Takes out knife and cleans nails* Gimme your strongest soda, kid. make it quick!




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Are pets allowed?
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows




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No. Dragons are allowed because frankly dragons are cool. Also I want a grape drink.
You are like a blacksmith's hammer, you always forge people's happiness until the coal heating up the forge turns to ash. Then you just refuel it and start over. -Persistence (2015)

You have so much potential and love bursting in you. -Omnom




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*serves everyone and disappears into the corner with some coffee*
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)



I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones.
— John Cage