The Tavern [2]

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*watches the tavern from her dark corner*
I want a Harry Potter reboot with Benedict Cumberbatch as all the characters~~Mem
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How many corners are in this place?

May I have your freshest milk please? With a side of cookies?
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows




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Of course. I am always happy to help.
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*slips quietly into the room*




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Woah... a new tavern? So many years have passed since the last... *sweeps off imaginary hat*

Well... it got a bit crazy last time ^w^
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Also, a couple of cookies (your preference of which type) and a cup of warm apple cider would be nice~~~
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Beware of Dog signs are overrated. Beware of Writer.

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I'd like a cup of the tea you have, tea is nice. *sets book down*
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*knocks over table*

Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! *pulls out six-shooters*
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*reaches underneath the counter for my AR-15. Candy wizard turns tail and runs. Watches him run away and then turns to forgotten memories*

What kind of tea did you want, again?
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FallWolf walks in the door, a strange-looking, fire hued drake following her. FallWolf is carrying a bow and has a bag that smells like fresh quail meat slung over her shoulder. The dragon tries to chew FallWolf's bag open, but FallWolf notices and flicks him sharply on his head. "Bad Asher! Stay out of your supper! Oh, hello everybody. I saw that this place was open so decided to grab a drink before heading home. Can I have a pink lemonade please?"




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Give me rainbow colored sugar. lots and lots of rainbow colored sugar.
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We don't carry that. If you want it you'll have to find it somewhere else.
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Is this the Krusty Krab?
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Ivy shyly stepped into the tavern. She was a foreigner to these parts and didn't want to draw attention to her. Sitting down she placed her order;

"Milk is fine please."
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Everyone is full of laughter and conversation today. The tavern is full of happy voices and cheerful writers. It is because of all the noise that no notices the door slip open, and no one noticed the fact that it seemingly shut on its own. This is why no one question the creaking of a chair in the far corner, signifying that someone had sat in it. A figure becomes visible sitting in the chair

"Hello! Do you serve Chai tea here?"
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