Fortunately/Unfortunately

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GengarTheGhost
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Thu May 25, 2023 12:28 am
GengarTheGhost says... · Thu May 25, 2023 12:28 am
Unfortunately, the reindeer didn’t like this too much and went on strike
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WinnyWriter
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Thu Jun 01, 2023 7:21 pm
WinnyWriter says... · Thu Jun 01, 2023 7:21 pm
Fortunately, the reindeer quickly found other employment that they liked better, as it paid in free coffee and donuts as well as a regular salary.
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GengarTheGhost
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Fri Jun 02, 2023 9:35 pm
GengarTheGhost says... · Fri Jun 02, 2023 9:35 pm
Unfortunately, santa now has no reindeer
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Sun Jun 04, 2023 1:58 pm
deleted43 says... · Sun Jun 04, 2023 1:58 pm
fortunately, he bought more reindeer

where is this going
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Dossereana
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Mon Jun 05, 2023 2:52 am
Dossereana says... · Mon Jun 05, 2023 2:52 am
Unfortunately the reindeer weren't tame enough to use

Know idea
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junipers
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Mon Jun 05, 2023 4:02 am
junipers says... · Mon Jun 05, 2023 4:02 am
Fortunately, Santa has an expert reindeer trainer who tames all of them
(i’m so confused how this went from punching in the face to frogs to reindeer)
psalm 147:3- he heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds.

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Dossereana
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Mon Jun 05, 2023 5:31 am
Dossereana says... · Mon Jun 05, 2023 5:31 am
Unfortunately, all the reindeer are cursed and they died

(I don't know either but I'm just going to go along with it)
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GengarTheGhost
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Mon Jun 05, 2023 1:10 pm
GengarTheGhost says... · Mon Jun 05, 2023 1:10 pm
Fortunately, Santa hires someone to build him a reindeer-free sleigh with cool rocket blasters on the back
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alpacaboss
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Mon Jun 05, 2023 1:17 pm
alpacaboss says... · Mon Jun 05, 2023 1:17 pm
Unfortunately, Santa and his gifts are too heavy for the sleigh and the rocket blasters break.
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junipers
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Mon Jun 05, 2023 2:57 pm
junipers says... · Mon Jun 05, 2023 2:57 pm
Fortunately, the crash is so explosive that all of the gifts are blasted to the house of every child in the entire world.
(I have such a great Unfortunately response to this)
psalm 147:3- he heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds.

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LuminescentAnt
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Mon Jun 05, 2023 9:33 pm
LuminescentAnt says... · Mon Jun 05, 2023 9:33 pm
Unfortunately, a lot of the children had written on their wishlist to have a PS5 for their birthday, and so a lot of those were wasted and houses were damaged.
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junipers
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Mon Jun 05, 2023 10:26 pm
junipers says... · Mon Jun 05, 2023 10:26 pm
Fortunately, the children spent their time earning money to be able to fix their houses instead of wasting time on video games.
psalm 147:3- he heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds.

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Dossereana
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Tue Jun 06, 2023 3:51 am
Dossereana says... · Tue Jun 06, 2023 3:51 am
Unfortunately, the children couldn't actually get enough money because they were to young to get proper jobs
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junipers
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Tue Jun 06, 2023 1:56 pm
junipers says... · Tue Jun 06, 2023 1:56 pm
Fortunately, they all started various neighborhood businesses and the old people paid them all tons of money!
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alpacaboss
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Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:53 pm
alpacaboss says... · Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:53 pm
Unfortunately, some of the kids decided to drop out of school because they realized they can make a lot of money from the businesses.
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