Fortunately/Unfortunately

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Ew.

Fortunately, there was an anti-sweat machine on his desk that extracted the sweat and made it readable and smell normal.

Unfortunately, It was so toxic i forgot how to read.

Fortunately, I know people that can teach me to read.

(the heck? this just switched POVs????????????????????????)

unfortunately, a powerful storm came through, destroying everything, and knocking them unconscious.

Fortunately they regained consciousness and rebuilt everything

Unfortunately, it took one thousand million years to fix it, and by then the manual disintegrated.

Fortunately, I have a thyme machine.

Unfortunately, it's the wrong kind of 'thyme' machine and I can't go back to get the manual

Fortunately, a random pigeon came by and dropped off a new copy of the manual.

Unfortunately, it was not legible.

Unfortunately, the jar of pickles has soured.

Fortunately, I like sour pickle