Fortunately/Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the children were all boys.

Fortunately, James S. Crowley wasn´t interested in the children, but instead, wanted to turn the crow back to be a human.

Unfortunately, there was never a crow. (Am I forgetting something?)

Fortunately, there was the crow again, a good friend of the fish.

Unfortunately, the crow couldn’t be turned back into a human.

Fortunately, the crow ate some magical beans, so they could speak the human language.

Unfortunately, this was only temporary - he was lucky that the stranger hadn’t just sold him something that didn’t work at all - and so he became only a metaphor.

Fortunately, the storyteller appeared and cleaned every plothole in this story, so that he could start a new story.

Unfortunately, this story was a horror.

Fortunately, horror is a very popular genre.

Unfortunately, the children were very scared and developed insomnia. (Anyone remember them?)

Fortunately, a doctor showed up with medication to cure their insomnia.

Unfortunately, this was intensive and resistent and the medicine caused them to rapidly start having night terrors.

Fortunately, the children were all vaccinated and nothing too bad happened.

Unfortunately, night terrors aren’t affected by vaccination.