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GengarTheGhost
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Tue Jun 27, 2023 1:55 pm
GengarTheGhost says... · Tue Jun 27, 2023 1:55 pm
Fortunately, they invented lamps that give off flavored light
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Tue Jun 27, 2023 5:34 pm
junipers says... · Tue Jun 27, 2023 5:34 pm
Unfortunately, this gave the people the idea to eat lightbulbs, and they all got sick
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LuminescentAnt
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Tue Jun 27, 2023 8:41 pm
LuminescentAnt says... · Tue Jun 27, 2023 8:41 pm
Fortunately, they were able to cure this sickness by making all lightbulbs edible and yummy food.
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Wed Jun 28, 2023 9:10 am
alpacaboss says... · Wed Jun 28, 2023 9:10 am
Unfortunately, this caused some mutations in people, causing them to emit lights like disco balls.
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Wed Jun 28, 2023 1:44 pm
Kaia says... · Wed Jun 28, 2023 1:44 pm
Fortunately, though, this meant that no place they walked would be dark.
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Wed Jun 28, 2023 6:06 pm
GengarTheGhost says... · Wed Jun 28, 2023 6:06 pm
Unfortunately, it made then vulnerable to enemy aliens
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Wed Jun 28, 2023 7:00 pm
LuminescentAnt says... · Wed Jun 28, 2023 7:00 pm
Fortunately, the aliens realized how awesome the humans were and stopped fighting them.
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Fri Sep 01, 2023 4:24 pm
WinnyWriter says... · Fri Sep 01, 2023 4:24 pm
Unfortunately, the humans took this as passive aggression and fought back with double force, taking out 3/4 of the entire alien population.
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Sun Sep 03, 2023 9:42 pm
junipers says... · Sun Sep 03, 2023 9:42 pm
Fortunately, this meant that the threat to human kind no longer existed
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Tue Sep 05, 2023 12:21 pm
LuminescentAnt says... · Tue Sep 05, 2023 12:21 pm
Unfortunately, the 1/4 of the remaining aliens decided to rebel and team up with other aliens to wage war against the humans.
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Tue Sep 05, 2023 2:00 pm
junipers says... · Tue Sep 05, 2023 2:00 pm
Fortunately, since they were few in numbers, the humans defeated every last alien
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Tue Sep 05, 2023 6:51 pm
WinnyWriter says... · Tue Sep 05, 2023 6:51 pm
Unfortunately, that meant life was now boring and conspiracy theorists had to find something else besides aliens to go on about.
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Tue Sep 05, 2023 9:13 pm
GengarTheGhost says... · Tue Sep 05, 2023 9:13 pm
Fortunately, they found out that birds are government drones
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Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:24 pm
LuminescentAnt says... · Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:24 pm
Unfortunately, all birds died out, so the government had to use other things to spy on people with.
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Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:30 pm
GengarTheGhost says... · Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:30 pm
Fortunately, squirrels
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