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Fortunately, they invented lamps that give off flavored light
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Unfortunately, this gave the people the idea to eat lightbulbs, and they all got sick
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Fortunately, they were able to cure this sickness by making all lightbulbs edible and yummy food.
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Unfortunately, this caused some mutations in people, causing them to emit lights like disco balls.
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Fortunately, though, this meant that no place they walked would be dark.
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Unfortunately, it made then vulnerable to enemy aliens
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Fortunately, the aliens realized how awesome the humans were and stopped fighting them.
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Unfortunately, the humans took this as passive aggression and fought back with double force, taking out 3/4 of the entire alien population.




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Fortunately, this meant that the threat to human kind no longer existed
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Unfortunately, the 1/4 of the remaining aliens decided to rebel and team up with other aliens to wage war against the humans.
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Fortunately, since they were few in numbers, the humans defeated every last alien
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Unfortunately, that meant life was now boring and conspiracy theorists had to find something else besides aliens to go on about.




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Fortunately, they found out that birds are government drones
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Unfortunately, all birds died out, so the government had to use other things to spy on people with.
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Fortunately, squirrels
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