Fortunately/Unfortunately

Hey guys! This is a drama game I learned at a summer camp, and I've done on YWS before, too.

As the name suggests, one person will start with something that went "fortunately", the next person replies with that same subject, but a part of it that went "unfortunately."
For example: "My dog was hit by a car, fortunately he survived." *next post* "Unfortunately the dog lost his leg."

Like so. So to start off...

I was punched in the face, fortunately, there's no bruising.

Unfortunately, you can no longer smell thru your left nostril

Fortunately the world smells pretty bad anyway

Unfortunately, it's your fault it smells bad.

Fortunately, there are flowers and perfume available

Unfortunately, they're poisonous to most living things.

Fortunately, humans are not one of those things.

Unfortunately, you aren't a human.

Fortunately, you have the ability to transform into a human.

Unfortunately, this transformation doesn't protect you from the poison as you aren't truly human.

Fortunately, you know how to make an antidote to make yourself immune to the poison.

Unfortunately you were never great at chemistry, and your antidote turns you into a frog

Fortunately, frogs are among those immune to the poison.

Unfortunately, you're so ugly that no amount of flowers and perfume in the world can help you.

Fortunately, you're a frog, and frogs don't care about how the world smells. You only care about catching your next fly