Fortunately/Unfortunately

Unfortunately, they are bad stories because nothing is better than the classics.

(I have no idea what happened before its I'm just going with the flow don't blame me)
Fortunately, the Grimm brothers came back to life and wrote new classics

Unfortunately, the original Grimm brothers books are a little gruesome and all the kids started having nightmares.

Fortunately, the nightmares contained clues about real life crimes and the kids were able to solve them,

Unfortunately, the police wouldn’t listen to the children.

Fortunately, the kids were still able to use the info from their nightmares to stop a new batch of crimes from occurring.

Unfortunately, all the time they spent solving the crimes meant they couldn't do their homework before the holidays were over.

Fortunately, all the kids were super-intelligent and wrote by the age of 12 their bachelor thesis.

Unfortunately, they had all failed a test in Grade 8 and had everything taken away.

Fortunately, they started a new career as YouTubers and got famous by explaining to kids that they are too cool for school.

Unfortunately, that is not a sustainable career and by the age of 30 they were homeless.

Fortunately they found a new job with a kindly cafe owner and were able to find a place to stay.

Unfortunately, the cafe owner was an evil witch in disguise that wanted to eat children.

Fortunately, everyone knows that witches always lose. The witch was cooked in her oven and they became the new owners!

Unfortunately, the landlord came by when the children cooked the witch and raised the rent of the flat.