Out Of Context Quotes

"Are you a man or pyjamas?"
- a doctor to my uncle

They must just have taken a advanced napkin folding course and 3d scanned some.

-Vankous

Pigeon poop is the best way to solve problems.
— Pompadour

I'm a VHS tape skilled in archery.

- my English club's president

Bananas
— looseleaf

"And I'm like: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to leave my bootprint on your empire ceasar."
~ me explaning something~

Okay, a quick comment about this, y'all keep putting context in the quote, so now there are out of context, you're just supposed to leave the quote, with literally no context. Don't tell us who said it, or when, or to whom, those are all context. Like, That's the point of the thing, to confuse us. No Context.
-andrew after reading all of these and having way more context than he wanted.

"well in that case i'll wear two masks out then"
~brother

Here, I’ve got a few:

“Oh crap, I did it right!”
~Sister

“Let’s do the illegal.”
~Again, my sister

“Google can’t tell you everything. Sometimes you have to use common sense.”
~Some random kid in my class to his friend

Holy Mother of Statistics

-me

Then the paper is like...Prove to me why 1/1 is not 1 in this parallel dimension due to temporal anomalies caused by the Cthulhu

-me

I feel like a punctured tyre now

-me

Ie, Me, I am grammrly

-Vankous

"It tastes like some one squirted toothpaste on it; and no thats not a good thing."

~ my father

Frère jackpot!
-my sis