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Yalalala I like to put my ctrl with my shift ya da dee yat da doo be boopy I'm now a robot yadda dee dat dat doo yadda doo

-my friend
Nooooo my entire social life just disappeared

- Fatera Destiny an old OC of mine
alien ass

-my brother
She who calls the stars to shine




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"I volunteer to bite your foot."


(so for some reason Amoku has some type of obsession with devouring human feet . . .)

(its a thing now)
they told me to never give up on my dreams.

so i took another nap




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Who's wearing the bikini now, shey?

Conglomerates aren't sexy, shey.

- me to @sheysse yesterday
mage

[ they/them ]

queer and here.




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"This sucks. We're losing the war."

-Me while playing clash of clans
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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the church sustains itself by eating concrete

-my friend
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

they/them
(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)




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“Every morning, I take a deep breath, and remind myself…today, I will not kill anyone.”
-my mom, making a joke(hopefully)
“your highness” is gender neutral


so if you are ever confused about my pronouns


that’l work


alternatively “your majesty”, “my liege”, and “supreme overlord”


*please note “your grace” is also acceptable




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Strawburrz boi, swiggity swag
my sis
My third eye is woke
also my sis
I will put milk in your pants
my little bro
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. " - by Dr Seuss




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"Oof. Unpoetic injustice"

-My friend Vankous
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The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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there are many disappointments in life, but the number of raisins they put in a box isn't one of them


- me
mage

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queer and here.




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he's one step away from ritually slaughtering the toaster


-My Friend Vankous
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It's from me. Ofc it's vaguely headache inducing


-My friend, Vankous
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Bow to the spaghetti monster! He demands obedience.


-one of my classmates
be spunky be in space be a kitty




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"It'll be less violent. It'll be a cushiony death."

- a fellow college student




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Gender Calesgender
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Time to plan on how to glue papers on my hair so I can go back to my former daily routine

-me
She who calls the stars to shine



Sometimes poetry is inspired by the conversation entered into by reading other poems.
— John Barton