Out Of Context Quotes

"I can’t believe I’m saying this but, I’d take a horde of mutant monkeys over tiptoeing around this plant"

And don't forget Slappy Chapstick over there

I have the horror that's Twilight in my hand, and I'm not afraid to give your novel nightmares so you'd better start fearing me

roleplaying is my platonic love language.

You know what you are? You are difficult!

Eeewww he's drinking her breath.

vaccines come from cows and you act like a cow sometimes so...

Writing is venturing into another world, then sharing your adventures.

You may now join the heap of woe

I don't have time to think about brushes like some scatterbrained idiot!

I wonder if I've ever farted ticks out of my butt?

Maybe some random physics deity puts you in a relativistic centrifuge when you're unconscious, every few weeks.

My eyebrows are such caterpillars, leaves could eat them RIGHT off.

Its me ya boy, Mr. Stanky butthole

You're like the Gorden Ramsey of proofreading.

So I accidentally committed murder. Who cares? Everyone makes mistakes.