Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Pundit
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Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:56 pm
Pundit says... · Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:56 pm
Granted, but then I don't post a wish.
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tigeraye
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Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:11 pm
tigeraye says... · Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:11 pm
I wish Pundit had posted a wish
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Pundit
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Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:30 pm
Pundit says... · Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:30 pm
Granted, but you are banned from this thread.

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MaddiePhantomhive
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Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:24 pm
MaddiePhantomhive says... · Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:24 pm
granted, but you will be born with cancer


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Kelpies
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Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:28 pm
Kelpies says... · Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:28 pm
granted, but you get cast as a toilet every single time.

I wish I could do things without losing motivation.
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Swordfish
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Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:19 pm
Swordfish says... · Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:19 pm
Granted, so now you have no motivation at all!
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~Volant~
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Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:27 pm
~Volant~ says... · Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:27 pm
Granted, but you're president of the Croatian Language club. You don't speak Croatian. Or like the food.

I wish it were Valentine's Day.
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cleverclogs
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Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:23 pm
cleverclogs says... · Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:23 pm
Granted, but it snows so heavily that you can't get to your date. D:

I wish some people weren't so annoying.
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Lavvie
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Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:45 pm
Lavvie says... · Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:45 pm
Granted, but now those people don't even talk to you .

I wish I was back home with family.
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Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:01 pm
Stellabeam says... · Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:01 pm
Granted,but when you get there they forget your name and keep on calling you Cabbage.

I wish I had a new car.
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Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:38 am
Wolfi says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:38 am
Granted, but unfortunately it's painted the most awful shade of eggplant with yellow hubcaps. It hums and squeaks when it goes over 5mph. You're too embarrassed to drive it.

I wish there was a cure for Alzheimer's disease.
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cleverclogs
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Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:24 pm
cleverclogs says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:24 pm
Granted, but it has so many horrible side effects that no one wants to use it.

I wish I would stop sneezing.
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Kelpies
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Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:13 pm
Kelpies says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:13 pm
Granted, but now your hiccups won't go away!

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.
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Rin321
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Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:38 pm
Rin321 says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:38 pm
Kelpies wrote:Granted, but now your hiccups won't go away!

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.


But then you would have people after you for corrupting their wishes so bad!

I wish I could find the time, and sit down to actually finish my book!
Roses are red
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You are an awesome writer as well-that is what you are

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Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:34 pm
Stellabeam says... · Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:34 pm
Granted, but then you wouldn't be able to read another book again!

I wish I could go to Wendy's for a burger
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What holds you betwixt panic and serenity? That is, if it's not among the many querulous quagmires unfit for elaboration.
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