Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted but someone would accidentally placed salt instead of sugar in it so that it tasted extra salty.

I wish that I could have a pair if stylish winter boots.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once
~George R. Martin

Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw

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Granted, but they are incredibly itchy.

I wish I had some good food.
"What's 'taters, Precious?"




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Granted, but you only have a mouthful.

I wish I loved you
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Granted, but I don't love you back.

I wish I had more time.
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Granted, but you have to spend it in the presence of the worst bully from your childhood.

I wish that I was a character in one of my own books...
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I do believe that insane is the only way to go.




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Granted, but the character is killed off.

I wish I had pizza right now.
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Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish I didn't have a concert today.
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Granted, so instead the concert came to you ( If you meant it was bad)

I wish for unlimited wishes! :-)




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Granted, but they are all corrupted, and there is a douchebag genie who won't give you a moment's rest until you use all of your wishes... oops.


I wish I could stop corrupting wishes.
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granted but then you can no longer play this fun game

i wish for a boat
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Granted, you are now the owner of a tiny canoe with a hole in the bottom.

I wish it would snow.
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Granted. California gets six feet of snow.

I wish I loved you the way you deserve for loving me despite my faults.
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Granted. However I soon feel you are relying too much on me and I leave you.

I wish I was brave
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Granted. The world however uses you for experimental testing


I wish it was Christmas break already
I want a Harry Potter reboot with Benedict Cumberbatch as all the characters~~Mem
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Granted, but since Christmas broke you have lost the other half :',(

I wish that this wish would remain uncorrupted.
We are who we are, and if someone has a problem with that; that's their problem not ours.
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I do believe that insane is the only way to go.



Some people are hourglass shaped, some people are apple shaped, some people are pear shaped, some people are even bean pole shaped, but if we’re not careful we all become banana shaped. This is your gentle posture reminder.
— Ranger