Things You Shouldn't Say...

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r4p17
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Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:21 pm
r4p17 says... · Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:21 pm
'Cause dead people are there!

Why should you never say you wish for something?
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author
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erilea
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 2:47 am
erilea says... · Sun Nov 09, 2014 2:47 am
Because wishing doesn't do any good and people will look at you like you are a barbarian or something.

What should you never say at a party?
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments
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SkyeWalker
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Sun Nov 16, 2014 11:14 pm
SkyeWalker says... · Sun Nov 16, 2014 11:14 pm
This thing sucks. I'm calling the school principal...

What should you never say in the middle of watching TPB (The Princess Bride)?
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
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dragonfphoenix
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Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:28 am
dragonfphoenix says... · Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:28 am
This puts Green Bay Packers fans to shame with its cheesiness.

What should you never say in a wedding?
D.F.P., Knight Dragon
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kingofeli
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Mon Nov 17, 2014 3:20 am
kingofeli says... · Mon Nov 17, 2014 3:20 am
The groom's bride is a [-bleep-] 8)

What should you never say at a baby shower?
Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.
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SkyeWalker
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Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:50 pm
SkyeWalker says... · Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:50 pm
*pat on mom's shoulder* I'm sure the baby will be hideous.
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
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AdmiralKat
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Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:51 pm
AdmiralKat says... · Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:51 pm
This was hilarious but you should say this to you Social studies teacher, "Your mother had no children"
Whale. Whale. Whale. What do we have here?
Some scurvy dog looking at my post, eh?
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Mea
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Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:57 pm
Mea says... · Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:57 pm
Horrible last words...:P

What should you never say to a football enthusiast?
We're all stories in the end.

I think of you as a fairy with a green dress and a flower crown and stuff.
-EternalRain

I think you, @Deanie and I are like the Three Book Nerd Musketeers of YWS.
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SkyeWalker
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Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:22 pm
SkyeWalker says... · Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:22 pm
Oh, yeah! Who's your favorite football player?? Mine's Babe Ruth

What should you never say to a huge anti-Whovian who has crazy hair?
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
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Rook
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Sat Nov 22, 2014 3:12 am
Rook says... · Sat Nov 22, 2014 3:12 am
Man, you look like the tenth doctor with that hair o.o

What should you never say to someone with their hand hovering over the Big Bad Destroy-The-World button?
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses
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Mea
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Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:00 am
Mea says... · Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:00 am
"Think of all the suffering you'll end."


What should you never say to a writer?
We're all stories in the end.

I think of you as a fairy with a green dress and a flower crown and stuff.
-EternalRain

I think you, @Deanie and I are like the Three Book Nerd Musketeers of YWS.
-bluewaterlily
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TimmyJake
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Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:04 am
TimmyJake says... · Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:04 am
Dude, you should, like, get a job or something instead of playing on the computer.

What should you never say to an attack penguin?
Used to be tIMMYjAKE
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Rook
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Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:20 am
Rook says... · Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:20 am
Hey, @PenguinAttack, have you met my friend GoatSurrender?

What should you never say to someone who spilled mustard on their tie?
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses
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SkyeWalker
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Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:02 pm
SkyeWalker says... · Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:02 pm
Ooh... *splatters mustard all over them* nice! Now it matches!! :D

What should you never say to a judge??
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
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erilea
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Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:25 pm
erilea says... · Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:25 pm
I won first place from my awesomeness.

What should you never say during dinner?
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments
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