Things You Shouldn't Say...

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More of you to eat, uh love!

What shouldn't you say to sheep?
I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.




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I love your wool, but your lamp-chops are much better.

What shouldn't you say to Harry Potter?
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Voldemort's back, Cho still doesn't love you, and Ginny is cheating on you. Also, Snape is dead. And so is Dumbledore. And... pretty much everyone you've ever loved.

What should you never say while piloting a plane?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

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Proverbs 31:25

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I don't know how to work this thing.

What shouldn't you say to your best friend.
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I'm really an assassin that was sent to befriend you in order to gain your trust before I murder you. Wanna go out for some icecream?

What should you never say after the assassination of your best friend?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

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Proverbs 31:25

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They were really annoying anyway...

What should you never say to your best friend's parents?
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Congratulations! Will this be your first grandchild?

What should you never say to a sock puppet?
We were born to be amazing.




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The dog would just LOVE you...nom nom
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what shouldn't you say to a person who spouse just died???
Don't let small minds convince you that your dreams are too big ~Unknown




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If you're playing music at the funeral, try some cheery songs like "Celebration" and "Happy".

What shouldn't you say to your boss before he's about to negotiate with potential clients?




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Boss, your talking skill is terrible.

What shouldn't you say to your mum when she's raging like a leprechaun on fire?




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Mom, you're raging like a leprechaun on fire.


What shouldn't you say to a mugger?
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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I have a hundred dollars in my back pocket.

What shouldn't you say in court.
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Any final statements before the judge passes wind, I mean sentence?




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You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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So. Have you seen that musical "Sweeney Todd"?

What should you never say before you propose?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

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Proverbs 31:25

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"I only want to marry you so that I can watch you slowly die."

What shouldn't you say to a man-eating witch? (some stories claim they are monsters, spawn of demons, clearly you can't be a cannibal when you are eating another species.)
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.



fun fact i hear my evil twin once wrote a story about a hacker who used the name fyshi33k bc there are 33k-ish species of fish and she liked phishing so fyshi-33k made sense but then she got super embarrassed when someone forced her to explain
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