Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Skydreamer
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Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:14 am
Skydreamer says... · Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:14 am
Granted, but the next day is twice as long.

I wish people would smile more.
I believe in that, which is not seen.
I call it truth, faith, hope, life.

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malachitear
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:21 pm
malachitear says... · Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:21 pm
Granted, but the smile now pulls back over the teeth and everyone looks terribly scary.

I wish I had a magic cape that could burn rainbow colored smoke and let me fly at the same time so i can write in the sky~
The fault must partly have been in me.
The bird was not to blame for his key.

And of course there must be something wrong
In wanting to silence any song.

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TakeThatYouFiend
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:28 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says... · Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:28 pm
Granted, but it burns the ozone.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
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FatCowsSis
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:56 pm
FatCowsSis says... · Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:56 pm
I wish that I could be a magical unicorn elf.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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TakeThatYouFiend
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Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:59 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says... · Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:59 pm
Granted, but it is evil.
I wish for fish!
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
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FatCowsSis
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Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:19 am
FatCowsSis says... · Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:19 am
Granted, but it's rotten and raw.

I wish for happiness!
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TakeThatYouFiend
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Thu Dec 26, 2013 6:48 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says... · Thu Dec 26, 2013 6:48 pm
Granted, in death.
I wish for chocolate.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
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Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:44 pm
deleted5 says... · Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:44 pm
Granted, but it is forced feeded to you until you explode.
I wish I could write more reviews.
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TakeThatYouFiend
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Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:37 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says... · Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:37 pm
Granted, but you couldn't write anything else. Ever.
I wish for eternal happiness.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
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Deadman
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Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:39 pm
Deadman says... · Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:39 pm
Granted, but you died to achieve it.

I wish for a little warmer weather.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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FatCowsSis
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Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:52 pm
FatCowsSis says... · Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:52 pm
Granted, but the little turns to a lot, and it turns out to be 199 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Deadman
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Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:09 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:09 pm
Granted, you get the wish but it is corrupted.

I wish gas was cheaper.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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turtlethatroars
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Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:12 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:12 pm
Granted but the price of food becomes unbearable.

I wish I could pass all my exams.
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Deadman
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Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:57 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:57 pm
Granted, but your brain melts afterward.

I wish I could go do what I desperately need to....
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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turtlethatroars
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Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:40 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:40 pm
Granted but you fail miserably at doing it.

I wish I could stay healthy until exams are done.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

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