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Granted, but some if it isn't translated yet! (I had push myself to corrupt that one.

I wish I could talk to BK201

Ha, killer.

Granted, but he killed you because now you are his sister 's killer. (Has not watched the anime so has no idea)

I wish I knew alchemy.

Yes it didn't get corrupted! mwhahahaha.

Granted, but you inhale gold dust causing you incredible sickness.

I wish alchemy was real.

Spoiler

Actually when his sister died saving the world she merged with him giving him his powers because he was an ordinary human. Thus meaning he would have her powers, but not have to pay a contract. The contract was already paid with the ultimate price, a life.

Spoiler to the anime to explain what it wasn't corrupted!^^

(ah, I see. Well, actually you know alchemy is real in some aspects of our everyday lives. People have practiced it in the centuries bygone, in fact our modern science evolved from aspects of alchemy. I don't wanna corrupt that...but oh well)

Granted, but after realizing you could never achieve what you want through alchemy. You sink into a hole of insanity and desperation.

I wish I can turn back time.

Granted, but you always go back twenty years too far.

I wish I could control time.

Nice work.

Granted, but you can't control all times and you will always be randomly sucked into random eras.

I wish I can see people's auras.

Granted, but their auras begin to control you and consume your aura changing your aura depending on whomever's aura is around you.

I wish for louder music!

Again? Granted, but now you cannot take your earphones off.

I wish I could sleep.

Yes I like my music loud!

Granted, but now you cannot wake up!

I wish I could control the radio waves!

Ok, that's fine by me.

Granted, but it overheats and it kills you. Is that even possible?

I wish the holidays were over.

(Umm i don't think so?)

Granted, and now they never come again! Not even your birthday! Mwhahaha

I wish my favorite band would come back to America.

That's fine, I don't celebrate my birthdays. xD

Granted, but due to an injury you cannot go. And just so it happens, that injury blinded you and also made you deaf.

I wish my favorite author would come to Australia.

Granted, but you become deathly ill and it doesn't matter anyway.

I wish I could meet someone famous someday.

Granted, but after meeting them you are greatly disappointed because they aren't who you thought they'd be.

I wish I could be famous one day.

Granted, but you turn out like most famous people and get involved in some very bad things.

I wish I had the rest of Rammstein's music.