Young Writers Society

Granted, but you loose it the next day.

I wish I could every language in the world.

Granted, but you now fail at grammar in all of them.

I wish I had the determination to finish my book...

So do I!

Granted, but after you finish. You did not like it and threw it away.

I wish I could write something brilliant.

I'd be okay with that

Granted, but after you finish it spontaneously combusts.

I wish spontaneous combustion was possible.

Eh...

Granted..but you did not fully combust.

I wish dragons were real.

Granted, but they aren't nice and burn down villages!

I wish I could enter the story of my favorite book series.

Granted, but that series soon dies due to the author turned insane.

I wish I could be a person who can switch between anime and human worlds.

Granted, but you have no control on when you switch.

I wish I could live in the anime world.

Hm, that's ok.

Granted, but you find some of it is untranslated.

I can understand Japanese to an extent! I win!

You are given a wish and it is corrupted horrifically.

I wish I could stay in my last class and keep playing cards against humanity.

Granted, however the wish malfunctions and it thinks you want humanity to be taken over by aliens and you are locked in your last class while it happens.

I wish I knew someone willing to play cards against humanity with me.

Granted, but then you realize you are part of humanity.

I wish that chocolate was a vegetable.

granted it stops growing on trees and now grows in the ground. However, nobody realized or was prepared for it, so chocolate disappears.

I wish I was famous and rich, and all those other things greedy foolish people want.

Granted, and then you become a greedy foolish person and waste all of your inheritance and live in the slums.

Wish I had Hermes' boots.

Granted, but they turn out to be fake ones.

I wish I can fly.