"Kill" the person above you!

(no- I bedazzled your face with a sparkle gun- except I forgot to load it wit sparkles- sorry XD)

You were the first infected of the zombie apocalypse- becoming a zombie overlord. Unfortunately, Garden Gnomes don't take kindly to zombie overlords.

You tried climbing a giraffe and fell on your head.

You were near said giraffe when it exploded

You went for a swim and a shark was near by.

I gave the shark a jet pack, land shark was born. You tried to give it a high five

You found a princess and tried to save her, but she was being guarded by the cutest dragon in the world. The cuteness of the dragon distracted you and it ate you.

A dinosaur appeared and you had a teaparty, after which it became startled by the noise of a stray bullhorn and trampled first your prized china teaset, then your face o.o

Died of cuteness.

Slipped on a banana peel.

Got sucked into tv and was never heard of again.

Butt landed on a giant concrete cactus.

Tried sky diving with only a surfboard

Saw the all the Twilight movies in one sitting.

Your favorite anime/manga got canceled permanently. It was in the most suspenseful spot too. You end up jumping from a bridge over a freeway, thus killing yourself. After the producers/writers heard about this, they decided to continue the series.

(That is just so sad! Gah, I'll never know how it ends!)

You jumped off the bridge after me for the same reason.