Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

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IamTraunt
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:43 pm
IamTraunt says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:43 pm
I walked across a field, fell down a rabbit hole and ate a giraffe.
Before you judge me...
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r4p17
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:48 pm
r4p17 says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:48 pm
"Who let the dogs out?! Briley, was it you?!

*hint: there is no " at the end of the dialogue*
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IamTraunt
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:52 pm
IamTraunt says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:52 pm
"Let's get a divorce. I married you for your money," Sheila said.
"Okay," replied Dean.
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r4p17
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:28 pm
r4p17 says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:28 pm
I have writers block and I am bored so that is why I decided to write this!
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IamTraunt
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:31 pm
IamTraunt says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:31 pm
I like stories. Yes. Yes, I do.
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r4p17
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:49 pm
r4p17 says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:49 pm
I win!
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:51 pm
Pompadour says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:51 pm
'This story is about a girl who fell in love with a hawt rockstar and involves angst.'
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:12 pm
Zolen says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:12 pm
It was then that I discovered my poop was floating in the bowl.
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r4p17
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:22 pm
r4p17 says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:22 pm
In a galaxy far far away, there were once Guardians!
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:59 pm
KatGirl says... · Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:59 pm
i think this one will be prettie cool made it specialee for u guyz cuz i know u'd lik it. read or else iall do somethin
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:53 am
Rurouni says... · Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:53 am
This is the end of the story, now go home.
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r4p17
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:56 am
r4p17 says... · Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:56 am
And I lived happily ever after!
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:34 pm
TimmyJake says... · Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:34 pm
Call me Timmy
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r4p17
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:57 pm
r4p17 says... · Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:57 pm
Everyone has a right to my opinion!
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 3:00 pm
Pamplemousse says... · Sat Sep 27, 2014 3:00 pm
This story will make you go insane, close this book NOW.
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