The clock started beeping uncontrollably and it turned out to be an alarm clock. Aristsotle was so surprised by the beeping that he tossed it up into the air and began running in circles and screaming.
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To stop him screaming, Plato dropped Aristotle into a Hall of Mirrors - yes I said dropped: Plato had just invented the helicopter. The sun reflected off the mirrors into Aristotle's eyes and he was deafened.
The Sun ran across the sky and accidentally bumped into the moon who told him to chill and share some of his "cigarette". The Sun said he didn't have time to smoke because he was busy dying and left the moon in Amsterdam. The Sun took a peddle boat to
start a cheese factory in Belguim. Unfortunately everyone in Belguim prefers chocolate to cheese and so the Sun had to slap himself with a wet salmon and go back to the drawing board on his food factory plan. While chairman of the drawing board...
decided to use CD's instead of colors when drawing pictures triggering a event that would change the course of that particular minute which ended in sixty seconds. Meanwhile the people of Hampshire had to kill the donkeys in the filed because...
-- Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool. Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"
the donkeys had all become asses. Just when all seemed lost, Team America arrived to save the day (and the donkeys) but the people of Hampshire took out their flamethrowers and burnt Team America
Meanwhile on the other side of town, littl old Lady Smitz has just rented a new waterbuffalo to ride every Sunday to church. A fire starts and burn down half of Texas and a little bit of Canada.
The rest of Canada held a mourning ceremony in the afternoon for the little bit of burnt Canada and after the ceremony a leprechaun appearred and played the trombone.
The leprechaun was then promptly killed when Krypto the super dog sniffed his crotch. This sucked the leprechauns lungs out of his butt. The Krypto got super rabie and had to be put down by
I have looked into the eye of the storm and stared it down. I am an adrenaline junky and i know no fear.
by batman who mourned fro the leprechaun. Robin was so jealous in the meantime that he decided to leave Batman and team up with Hannah Montana. Their first song was.....
If I can impact one person, just one, with my writing before I die, then I've lived a great life
