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while humming the theme song of Simpson to a microphone connected to a speaker that had three alien birds' nests in it so....
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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...it jumped on a fork and landed in a pile of pudding, slowly drowning in the chocolatey goodness. Yet there was hope and a giant dragonfly...
"Oh please don't tell me you're archaeologists."

"Do you have a problem with archaeologists?"

"I'm a time traveler. I laugh at archaeologists."

~Doctor Who




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called Lawrence travelled to Florence and she gave him a life-belt, which he threw to the drowning microphone.
"This is my plan of attack"

"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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Who was drowning in pudding while Sarnom and Voldemort teamed up, took over the world and killed each other...
"Oh please don't tell me you're archaeologists."

"Do you have a problem with archaeologists?"

"I'm a time traveler. I laugh at archaeologists."

~Doctor Who




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In a completely unrelated accident involving two bananas, a mango tree and a Koala...
"This is my plan of attack"

"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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..were hanging out beside the cliff of dooms when the koala looked at the two bananas in pajamas and said..
Don't judge on who I am..
Judge me on what I became..




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..."there's a banana in pajamas eating t-rex behind you" so the three bananas...
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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jumped on a four-seater piano and rode away into the moonset...
"This is my plan of attack"

"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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meanwhile two unicorns, Jeffry and Google, were prancing in a field of daisies. Jeffry spotted a........
'Don't fear death, Fear unlived life'




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poppy eating some KFC off a turtle. Jeffry was confused, what was a poppy doing in a daisy field?
"This is my plan of attack"

"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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Suddenly a giant foot decended and squashed them followed closely by a voice from the heavens announcing "And now for something only very slightly different."
I have looked into the eye of the storm and stared it down. I am an adrenaline junky and i know no fear.




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Jeffery suddenly found the foot to be controlled by a man in a nice red uniform, The man stood up and shouted...




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"All aboooooooard!"
And so All jumped on the foot, which took her away to a magical place...
"This is my plan of attack"

"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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... Called Wonderland where Ali met Alice, her long lost twin sister. They had tea time together with the Easter Bunny, but while they were eating crumpets, a witch with Ruby slippers came in, twirling around in her pretty little shoes. That was until...
Got YWS?

You judge others upon their actions, but you judge yourself by your intention.




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...Voldemort was revived by use of his magical meatball horcrux which brewed a life-giving potion by combining light bulbs with insane liberals, who incidentally.....
In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire,
That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,
As the deathbed whereon it must expire,
Consumed by that which it was nourished by.
(Exerpt from Shakespearean Sonnet Number 73)



People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear.
— John Patrick, The Curious Savage