Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but the paint will wear off in a week.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted,but tommorow is the most fun day of school because everyone came in their PJ's and the teachers let them sleep on sleeping bags all day and you misses it!

I wish that I could watch another episode of my favorite show!

Granted, but your favorite character dies in that episode.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but your free time is filled with magical annoying monkeys dancing on top of your head.

I wish I had a pizza...

Granted, but it has anchovies.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but now you just float around in nothingness for the rest of your life.

I wish it would stop snowing.

Granted but you are now stuck in a desert

I wish it would snow

Granted, but you are now a human popsicle.

I wish I could be at two places at once.

Granted but someone realizes you have a clone

I wish I could teleport

Granted but then you teleport into a wall and become a wall/human combo where you lose all your senses but hearing and cannot move.

I wish I would never have homework again.

Granted, but you've got so much more classwork that you are never able to finish it.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted but you already wished for a wishing something as a wish!

I wish there were 48 hours in a day.

Granted, but now you have twice as many hours to do chores and school

I wish chocolate was free

Granted but many companies will go bankrupt with this wish of yours!

I wish there was no writer's block!

Granted, but everyone hates your newfound stories and ideas.

I wish I could be my favorite book character.