Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but only on the web.

I wish my dogs would stop barking.

Granted, but then you become deaf.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted.

Granted.
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...I wish I could find a way to corrupt that wish.

@TheCatchphrase, you have to corrupt my wish, but it's fine--I guess it's pretty hard to corrupt.

Granted, but then you think of so many ways your head explodes.

I wish the world magically turned un-polluted and the best planet ever.

Granted, but then it quicky re-pollutes itself.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted, but you think of so many wishes you have to spend the rest of your life writing them down so you can remember to post them on this site.

I wish I was pretty.

Granted, but everyone gets super jealous and you become shunned by everyone who isn't as pretty as you.

I wish I could have a piece of gum that would never lose its flavor.

Granted, but you turn into a giant blueberry like the girl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I wish my wall colors changed to match my mood.

Granted, but only because you become obsessed with repainting them.

I wish I got enough exercise.

Granted, but you become so fit that everyone calls on you to do mail runs for them.

I wish lived in a different country.

Granted, but you'll need to leave everything back in your old country. Repeat, EVERYTHING. Even your clothes ^_^

I wish, uh, that the person after me will be too dumb to corrupt my wish!

Granted, but then they gained more intelligence and corrupted it anyway.

I wish more people would review my writing.

Granted, but the reviews will be lazy ;-;

I wish the reviews weren't lazy.

Granted, but then everyone on YWS spent 10 hours every day of their life reviewing!

I wish that my room would have new windows(my dad will get them)

Granted, but your room now has no door.

I wish my walls were painted blue.