Corrupt A Wish [4]

that was to harsh wasn't it

"Incorruptible dream"

Granted, however you can never follow said dream and it slowly drives you insane as it was the most perfect dream a human ever had. So you are insane and eventually die in hopes of pursuing it further.

(O.o apologies for depressing stuff...)

I wish that more of my "friends" were actually friends.

Granted, however, that means I become your friend.

I wish cheezits were cheesier

Granted! Demo (but), because those delicious cheesy cheezits are just so cheesy, you can't stop eating them, and eventually die out of over-eating. Er, I swear there was a word for "death by over-eating" somewhere, I just can't seem to remember....

I wish to become Falconer's friend :'D (I can actually predict how this one's going to be corrupted...)

Friendship can take on many different forms, and can happen between a variety of different creatures. Thusly I'll grant your wish, but you'll become a pet panther and be each others best friend. Then, once you grow up, your animalistic instincts take over and you eat him up as a final token of appreciation of your friendship~

For a while now, I've had this idea in my head and I've been thinking a lot about it. It however is somewhat complex, I just wish I could finally work it all out, connect all plot points masterfully and write a beautiful piece of literature D;

you do........but it takes 90 years.

I wish cheezits were less cheesy

TheSparringPanther-shi, you almost made me cry--

--out of laughter X) that was the best corruption so far.

Anyways, Verser-shi, your wish has been granted!!! But! Your past self which wished for cheesier cheezits became so depressed at knowing that cheezits will soon become less cheesy that he ate nothing for weeks and starved to death, subsequently leading to your death as well.

I'm sorry. That was kinda depressing ._.

I wish for the power that godlypopo-shi granted me, which was the ability to enter any story/movie/whatever.

Haha, well I'll at least write you into my story then :")

(What story??!! O-O What will happen to meh?)

oh, the one where verser takes over the interwebs and destroys man-kind through obtaining all the dot com moneys in da wrlds. yuy \^3^/

[That's actually not that bad. Mind letting me join in destroying all humanity? ]

>.> I didn't know manslaughter was your thing.

I wish for my cat to stop hating me

'Ey 'ey! Thou has yet to corrupteth my wish! And, I do not agree with your statement, though I denyeth it not....

Wish granted! But now the rest of the world hates you, and your cat is now your sole companion and support. Unfortunately, you begin to find your cat's obsession over you annoying, and constantly seek to leave it behind as you run away from the mobs of angry people that have been trolled by you...

I wish to lay in hiding for a while. I feel like I've been posting too much recently. Gomenasai~~~ (sorry~~~)

Wish granted! However, after only seconds of laying low, I drag you out into the burning sunlight because you totally haven't posted too much and I'm your friend so I forgive you anyway.

I wish my teachers would finally figure out that I can actually write. =.=

ok I have no clue what you just said. So your teacher figures out.......that, and...uuhhh.....expels you for being a smart poop :3