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Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Zolen
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Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:52 am
Zolen says... · Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:52 am
Granted you now consider it finished, and can't for the life of you understand why people keep complaining about you stopping mid sentence.

I wish for the worlds best lawyer to help me wish for exactly what I want through a 25 page contract provided to the wish giver to where they can not corrupt my wish in any way.
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Aley
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:57 am
Aley says... · Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:57 am
Granted, but the world's best lawyer is the person granting these wishes, so while you're making this contract he adds a bunch of loop holes that make it so your wish ends up being to waste time.

I wish I had a better icon.
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Zolen
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:04 am
Zolen says... · Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:04 am
(I asked FOR the best, not to be the best.)
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Deadman
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:10 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:10 pm
Bam you're wishing rights are revoked but you are the best at not making a wish!

I wish it was at least 25 degrees fahrenheit outside!
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:43 pm
FatCowsSis says... · Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:43 pm
Granted, but the rest of the year is -25 Fahrenheit.

I wish that the chips I'm eating actually tasted like potato chips.
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horrendous
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:21 pm
horrendous says... · Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:21 pm
granted, your potato chips now taste like chips of raw potato.

i wish Justin Bieber wasn't on the network news all the time.
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Deadman
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:26 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:26 pm
Granted, now he is on every other channel all the time! (Gah I hated writing that one! Why'd you make me do it!)

I wish class was over already...
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:52 pm
FatCowsSis says... · Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:52 pm
Granted, but tomorrow it's twice as long.

I wish love was simple.
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horrendous
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:18 pm
horrendous says... · Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:18 pm
granted, but now life is boring as hell

i wish i had an awesome robot cheetah
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:45 pm
FatCowsSis says... · Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:45 pm
Granted, but it attacks you.

I wish for fruit!
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Deadman
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:30 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:30 pm
Granted, but it's spoiled!

I wish I had food!
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:47 pm
TriSARAHtops says... · Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:47 pm
Granted, but it's your least favourite kind of food.

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Deadman
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Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:08 pm
Deadman says... · Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:08 pm
Granted, but you now have to do everything right as you're told to do it, and now you never have any fun.

I wish that my alarm clock hadn't quit on me this morning.
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Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:31 pm
horrendous says... · Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:31 pm
granted, but you sleep through it anyway.

i wish Barack Obama wasn't such a huge disappointment.
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Deadman
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Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:54 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:54 pm
Granted, but as always the next guy is an even bigger disappointment.

I wish that all of the United States problems could be solved properly.
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Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!
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