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Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted, but you run out of oxygen quickly, and you cannot carry a tank because it would be too heavy.

I wish my leg would stop hurting.
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Granted, only because your leg is not useless.

I wish I can be a night god.
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Granted, but you can't actually do anything.

I wish I was younger so I can fix my mistakes.
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Granted, but you discover your future had changed due to that and so even worse things happens.

I wish I was a kid again.
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Granted, but it's worse than it was the first time.

I wish for the ability to view my favorite memories in vivid detail, exactly the way they were.
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Granted, but then you get stuck in that same memory and it replays over and over and over, and now your favorite memories have become your worst nightmares.

I wish I had some chocolate.
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Granted, but then it melts and stains everything brown.

I wish I could be my protagonist.
Noodles, don't noodles...

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
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Lol, granted. Unfortunately the protagonist in your story gets eaten by the dragon.

I wish I was immortal.
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.




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Granted, but even though you can never die, your body will be worn down by weather and age, and in the end, you'll be nothing but a living toe.

I wish I was in Japan right now.
Noodles, don't noodles...

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
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Wow, I take my wish back.

Granted, but you get eaten by a tiger at the zoo.

I wish I were something as cool as a tiger.
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(Muah hahahaaaa!! Too late!)

Granted, but you couldn't decide what was as cool as a tiger, so you became a fleshy ball of nothingness, forever changing into different creatures.

I wish I could survive on my own in the wilderness.
Noodles, don't noodles...

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
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Granted, because you are probably a city person however, you barely survive and go insane after a trio of wolves adapt you. Thinking you're a animal and never returning to human settlements.
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(wrong. I'm not a city person.)

I wish Zolen had wished for something...

I wish I was adopted by a trio of wolves.
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
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You ended the wishing string...why?
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.




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Ahem. "I wish I was adopted by a trio of wolves."
Noodles, don't noodles...

There is a saying...........
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
~ Oogway



Why is my dog your fig father????
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