Young Writers Society

That was weird. It wasn't showing your post, only Zolen's. We must have been typing at the same time and you posted right before me.

Anyways...obvious answer is, granted, but as you grow up with the wolves, you become just like them. Then the poachers come and shoot you for your pelt.

I wish I had a million reviews.

Granted, but your notifications get flooded, and you'll be doomed to spend the rest of your days reading them all. One by one.

I wish my sandwich would make itself for me.

Granted (only because I made it for dinner today.) unfortunately, I also ate it.

I wish that all these stupid ad's would disappear.

Granted, but they all crammed themselves outside your window instead, so you have a couple hundred stalkers right now.

I wish I had a laptop.

Granted, but it's old like mine and breaks down all the time, so you always wish you had a different laptop.

I wish I had a different laptop.

Granted, but now your old laptop grows lonely and starts plotting against you.

I wish my homework would magically finish itself.

Granted, but it does it all really badly and you fail all your classes.

I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

Granted, but you're one of the kids who disappears.

I wish I could go to Yokai Academy. (Anime Reference!)

Granted, but you have arrived. You discovered it was fake, you were never accepted.

I wish I can read minds.

(Lol that's exactly how it happened in the anime! Except it was real, he was never accepted though XD)

Granted, but you always hear things you really didn't want to hear.

I wish I wasn't so tired today.

Granted, but you will be doubly tired tomorrow.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but only for one second and you will never be able to fly ever again.

I wish I could get this image to work!

granted, but the image is scurry and you pee your pants. now you have pee in your pantaloons, uahahaahh!

I wish i was just another gay fish.

Granted, but you et caught by a fisherman and eaten.

I wish I could think of something clever to wish for

Granted, but that things turns out to be very stupid and you end being very very annoyed.

I wish I could actually finish writing this chapter.