Things You Shouldn't Say...

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Zolen
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Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:38 pm
Zolen says... · Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:38 pm
"You're adopted"

What is something you should never say to the lord of flies.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
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Deadman
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Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:24 am
Deadman says... · Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:24 am
"I am the leader of this group! I was elected to be leader not you!"

What is something you shouldn't say to an invading force?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Zolen
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Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:43 am
Zolen says... · Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:43 am
Anything at all, half the time you would be perceived as a threat just for walking too fast, war is very rude like that.

What is something you should never say to an invisible pink unicorn.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
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Deadman
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Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:07 am
Deadman says... · Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:07 am
"Unicorns are dumb, especially pink ones."

What should you never say to your kid?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Zolen
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Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:18 am
Zolen says... · Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:18 am
"You can fly!"

What is something you should never say to a waiter?
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
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Deadman
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Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:02 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:02 pm
"You look ugly."

What is something you should not say to Nate?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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Zolen
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:50 pm
Zolen says... · Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:50 pm
"I forced your uncles brothers nieces aunt to watch 24 hours of stand up comedy...with nothing to eat but beans in a small locked room!"

What is something you should never say to your uncles brothers nieces aunt?
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Deadman
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:36 pm
Deadman says... · Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:36 pm
"You're adopted."

What should you never say to a younger sibling?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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Zolen
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:38 pm
Zolen says... · Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:38 pm
"You're adopted."

What is something you should never say to your mother?
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Deadman
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:46 pm
Deadman says... · Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:46 pm
"Dad's cheating on you with your sister."

What shouldn't you say to a swarm of angry bees?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:21 pm
Pompadour says... · Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:21 pm
"Horizontal stripes are so last season."

What should you never say to an angsty fifteen-year-old Snape?
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Zolen
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:16 pm
Zolen says... · Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:16 pm
"Tarantallegra"

What is something you should never say to a giant talking skull?
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:42 pm
deleted5 says... · Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:42 pm
I used to collect giant skulls, one of them looked like your mother.
What is something you should never say to a gummi bear.
I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:23 pm
KittyCatMeow says... · Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:23 pm
Sorry, you just look so fat and yummy... that's super healthy for me right?

What is something you should never say to Nate's pet (If he doesn't have one, pretend...)?
Whee. I don't even know what to put here.
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Deadman
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:25 am
Deadman says... · Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:25 am
"Nate doesn't love you."

What is something you shouldn't say to Snoink?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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