Things You Shouldn't Say...

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"Mom, I'm pregnant..."

What is something you should never say during a test?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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Made you look.




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"So... Where's the answer sheet?"

What's something you shouldn't say to your dog?
100% autistic




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"arf, arf, woof, ruff, ruff, gerrr, arf!" They tend to wet themselves in fear.

What's something you shouldn't say to superman?
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Wonderwoman is stronger!

What should you not say around a bunch of feminists?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. You were made to do that.

What's something you should never say to me?
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"You're not really a princess! You just took the title 'cause it sounds cute!"

What's something you should never say to the worlds oldest person to ever exist.
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"Must suck being a pile of bones and sagging skin!"

What should you not say to an abusive father?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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"So was your father a child beater, too, or does it just come naturally to you?"

What should you never say to a killer whale?
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"Hey, why do they call you a killer whale?"

What would you not say to a Buddhist monk?
We were born to be amazing.




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"God bless."

What should you not say during a church sermon?
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"ILLUMINATI UNITE!!!"

What is something you should never say on the news?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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Made you look.




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Hey where's the remote?
What is something you should never say on a plane?
I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.




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"SNAKES!"

What is something you should never say to a writer?
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"Bleh your writings suck, I prefer Miley Cyrus's writings!"

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"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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"Actually, I think you would look better in the oven. Mind if we trade places?"

What shouldn't you say to your firstborn child?
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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