Things You Shouldn't Say...

"Oh, well that's warm."

What shouldn't you say to your puppy?

"I just wanna eat you!"

What shouldn't you say to yourself?

"You don't know anything about me. At all."

What is something you should never say to a teddy bear with vampire fangs?

"Bet those are fake!"

What is something you should never say to your phone?

"Don't work, I never want you to work again you dumb thing!"

What's something you shouldn't say to a chicken?

"You ever been to KFC?"

What's something you should never say to a snowman?

You hairs wet. Better get a hair dryer.
What should you never say to your dog?

Walk.
What shouldn't you say to a long lost son.

I had a son?

What shouldn't you say to a street gang

You messin'?
At a archery shoot?

"I'm the target. Bet you can't get me!"

What shouldn't you say to a gorilla that appears to think humans are the new banana-split?

You don't want me. I am vanilla flavored. (Best I could come up with. To be honest, I didn't ever think I would have to think of what to say to a gorilla in that situation! )

What is something you should never say to Percy Jackson?

So, you half blood? Prove it.
To Hades? (continue a theme)

"Aw heck, you're lame. I'm team Zeus."

What shouldn't you say to a cranky Medusa?

"Wow, you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. No wonder they call you an old hag."

Might as well continue the PJ theme. WSUS to Annabeth?