Things You Shouldn't Say...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get out of my head! Get out! Get out! Get out!

Not that I'd say that... anywhere...

What is something you should never say at a hockey game?

" Come on just score the field goal already!"

What is something you wouldn't say to your grandpa who fought in a war?

"Are you a ghost?"

What is something you shouldn't say to me?

"You're not a kitty!"

What is something that you shouldn't say to a famous singer?

"Your songs always make my days worse. Don't worry though. I have other songs to cheer me up."

What is something you should not say to ChocoCookie?

"Guess what I have, Choco? A giant stack of yummy, gooey chocolate chip cookies!!! HAHA In yo face!"

What is something you should never say when you're tardy to class?

"Oh, I was here fifteen minutes ago. I just didn't want to come to this God awful class. It took some convincing to get me to come at all, actually."

What is something you shouldn't say to a policeman?

"You know that bank robbery last week? Yeah that was me."

What is something you shouldn't say to your principle?

"'Sup, my man! How you doin'? So why was I called in yo office anyways, man? I didn't do nothin'! If it was about that drug bust a few days ago... *cough* that was not me. *cough* Nope."

What is something you shouldn't say while in the movie theater?

*Stands up right when the movie begins* "The Maid did it. We can all go home now."

What is something you should never tell a freshman in High School?

Dude. You better be prepared for four years of hell.

What is something you should never tell a pregnant lady?

(Oh, hi mom! Wasn't talking about you at all. Even though you've been pregnant seven times....No, that wasn't why I thought this one up.)

"Just because ten years ago, the doctor you're appointed with killed the pregnant lady because he failed to bring out the baby, but for some reason wasn't sent to prison for cold murder, doesn't mean he'll kill you too."

What is something you shouldn't say to HomeschooledTeen?

You should not yell fire! You can actually be arrested for causing mass panic!

What is something you should not say around your childhood hero?

"I still have you on my bed-sheets and pajamas."

What is something you don't say to your significant other?

In my case because I'm male. "Ooh she looks good!"

What is something you wouldn't say to your mother?