Things You Shouldn't Say...

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"There's a spider on you forehead."

What shouldn't you say to Nico Di Angelo? Ever?
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this sky where we live is no place to lose your wings




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"Who are you, again?"

What shouldn't you say to your shoes?
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"I'm going Gandhi on you. Goodbye."

What shouldn't you say before an airplane flight?
Imperfection is beauty.

Madness is genius.

And it's better to be absolutely bonkers than to be absolutely boring.




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"Time to crash a plane into a building"

what shouldn't you say to your boss?
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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"You run a lousy business I could do it so much better!

What should you not say to a bodybuilder?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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"You're a bodybuilder, really? Even Loki could lift more than you!"

What should you never say during a political election?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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There is no need for an election, every one of you party sucks.

What should you never say to a bird that's eating your face?
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'And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' ― Friedrich Nietzsche

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"You're an idiot. Can't even tell the difference between bird-seed and pimples."

What should you never say to a kangaroo in your bath-tub?
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"You can't kick worth anything!"

What shouldn't you say to a newborn sibling?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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"Mommy hates you, and I own your candy. Just so you know."

What shouldn't you say to a hyperactive cookie monster?
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"I stole your cookies and ate them all. They were delicious, thank you very much."

What should you never say to Dionysus? (Going back to PJO, @Pompadour.)
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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"Gosh, you're drunk!"

What should you never say to Grover?
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"You have got to be half donkey"

What should you never say to a flying pink pig?
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"Where's the barbecue?"

What should you never say at a funeral?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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"I know how everyone feels. My dog died a year ago."

Pah. I couldn't think of anything better. :P

What shouldn't you say to a pickle-sandwich?
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There is nothing to fear from someone who shouts.
— Chinua Achebe, Things Fall Apart