Barrel in and say that you are the new manager and that all customers are getting a free meal. After that, charge into the kitchen and start grabbing random fries and stuff and run around giving it to people.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Walk up to the counter and order a cheeseburger. Tell them that you want it without any condiments on it. Then tell them to take off the meat, the pickles, the onions, the lettuce, the bun, and the actual meat. They'll just stand there confused and be like "So, you just want the cheese?" If they don't give it to you, start screaming about how they are denying you your freedom.
Another method is to go up to the counter, lean your elbows on it, stare at the cashier creepily, and ask them for a McNapkin. If they give you a normal napkin, freak out about it isn't a "real" McNapkin and scream at them "My life is a lie!"
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Walk in and say that you are the owner and demand that the employees give all of the daily revenues.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Explain to everybody through a megaphone what the f-word means in rapt detail.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
bring friends for an air-soft gun invasion of the restaurant.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. — Martin Luther King, Jr.
