Bring dozens of rotten eggs, barge into the kitchen, and begin "cooking the customers' meals."
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Run in wild-eyed with a weed wacker and begin ravaging the drink dispensers, insisting that they had insulted your family's name.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Barge in and insist that you are buying the restaurant with "cash" (monopoly money) and demand to see the owner.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Run in and scream that the Matrix is real and that everybody needs to eat a bunch of red pills.
Then, resist capture until the police arrive and then scream that the agents have arrived.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Begin a game of paintball inside the restaurant, except instead of paint, use ink.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Grab someone's toddler and run around with him/her noogying the child while laughing maniacally until subdued by the police.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Casually drive a lawn mower inside while pretending to be drunk.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Necromancer14 wrote:Drive through the wall with a car.
@HarryHardy I already said that. Oh well. I don't mind, because NOW I CAN SUE YOU FOR COPYRIGHT!!!!!!!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
