If they say, "Hi, can I help you?" lean over the counter and start talking to them about all of the (fake and dramatic) problems in your life. Tell them that it's all their fault, and then start sobbing for effect. When they take pity on you, you need to steal their hat and leap over the counter. Them proceed to "work" at the drive-through window.
1. Leap over the counter and charge into the kitchen, screaming and shoving as much food into your mouth as possible, while tipping over and smashing everything else.
2. Go into an extremely fancy restaurant, grab hold of the chandelier and swing back and forth singing, "Take me out to the ball game..."
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Start telling the cashier lame jokes and hold up the line.
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Keep taking ketchup packets and filling up buckets with ice from the soda dispenser without paying. Use the ketchup to put in the bathroom underneath every toilet seat. Laugh at the people who sit on said toilet seats as they get ketchup on their butts. After getting kicked out, disguise yourself as someone else with new clothes and repeat the process...
Go in and order your hamburger and fries and when the food doesn't come quickly enough, throw a tantrum loud enough to drown all the noise. And don't forget to overturn ALL the tables.
Anyway, this is a long process that takes much skill to do. So here's how you do it. By the way, feel free to skip step 1 if it makes you uncomfortable.
1. You charge into the restaurant, and you scream at the top of your lungs until you run out of air.
2. You shove your way to the front of the line holding a squirt gun that you are squirting people with while playing Despicable Me really loudly on a boom box.
3. You say to the person at the counter: "I changed my mind. I'm not ordering anything." And then you go out of the line, squirting everybody on the way back, too.
4. Instead of leaving the restaurant, you just hold down one of the soft drink dispensers and watch and giggle as it overflows the thingy.
5. when someone comes over and asks you to leave, you fill your squirt gun with the soft drink that you are dispensing and you squirt them.
6. If they don't force you to leave by then, you run around grabbing people's food off the tables and throwing it into the garbage hollering that it's unhealthy and that they should eat organic instead, all the while squirting them with your new soft drink squirt gun.
7. You keep doing to step 6 with new customers until you are physically dragged out by the police.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Just sit down in the middle of the floor and start to mediate. When someone walks by, grab onto their leg screaming "I'm a leech, I'm a leech" at the top of your lungs. Tell them that you'll only let go if they put salt on you. If they actually do it, writhe around on the floor and die.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
