open the ketchup bottle and pour your coke in it, then close it, and place it on a table. then wait. when the inevitable happens, pretend like the bottle is the source of a plague that will end humanity and weep while screaming THE END HAS ARRIVED HUMANITY IS DONE FOR
You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children. — Madeleine L'Engle, Author