Put a chicken on your head, and ask the person at the counter, (random menu item) is this vegan? No, then say, and you start Dancing to the song funkytown. With the chicken. You then do flips.
8 Sure-fire Steps to Causing Chaos in a McDonalds 8 because 8 is two less than 10 ;]
1. Pick up a notebook with a black, purple, and red patterned cover and a ballpoint pen. 2. Don a gray felt fedora with a black hatband around it. Stick a brightly colored feather in the hatband and wander into the nearest McDonald's restaurant. 3. Start taking notes on every inanimate object inside. 4. Go up the line, interviewing every fifth customer. When you make it to the front of the line, interrogate the employee trying to take your order about the food and how it's made. Then order. 5. Go to sit down on a table. And I mean sit on the table. 6. Start yammering on about artificial dyes and how the Shamrock Shake is made from leprechaun blood. Then attempt to start a heated conversation about how McDonalds colors its food with the person sitting behind you. Make sure to write everything they say down in your notebook. 7. When your food arrives, ask your server if they would like to fill out a ten minute survey. 7a If they say yes, ask them about everything you wrote down when taking notes on all the inanimate objects. 7b If they say no, grumble loudly about the "youth these days." 8. Run over to the soft serve drinks and fill a cup one third of the way with a soda of your choice, then add ketchup and mustard, then two more sodas, then stick a random customer's fries in it, add a lid, and demand to speak to the manager for "journalism purposes." 8a If the manager doesn't come, splash the drink over an employee's head and leap/skip/prance around, shrieking gleefully. 8b If the manager does come, tell them to drink the mystery drink so you can interview them about it for an important article for the New York Times. Then splash the drink over the manager's head and repeat the end of step 8a.
Repeat step 6 as many times as you like, perhaps choosing a different fast-food related topic each time. ::::::::::::::::::::::: If/when you are kicked out or police are called, scream at the top of your lungs about freedom of the press, jump the counter, charge into the food prep area, slide through the drive-through window, and bolt away into the night, yelling about being young again.
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perhaps i can make something of this unreality... ~~~~~~
Walk in with a huge stack of books on your head and blame the tree outside when it falls on a customer's head and food.
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well I know a few options: 1. Just fall asleep. Anywhere. Literally anywhere. 2. Enter the building wearing nothing but leaves and mud. 3. Threaten a worker that you'll make a sandwich with their kneecaps as bread, their tongue as the patty, and slices of their toes as the pickles. 4. Annoy all the other customers by randomly sitting in their booth, talking to them, and eating their food.
I am the Timekeeper, Quote Hunter, Letter Stealer, and Grave Visitor "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." — Paul Brandt Genesis 3:19
Stand by the ordering counter and, whenever an order is announced as ready, scream, “The world will end in 100 - [x] minutes!” where x is the order number that was announced. Once the numbers reach 99, jump onto a table and start yelling, “Liberate the potatoes!!!” Take some french fries from a nearby person and squeeze ketchup onto them to symbolize the war that will take place if they are not liberated. Once your point has been made, jump off the table and flourish a strange yet highly serious bow + curtsey combo, doff your hat to the customers, and stroll into the bathroom just before they kick you out.
