The game where everyone wants to have the dog token.
The game that takes absolutely forever to finish.
It's Monopoly!
Everyone loves Monopoly!
And thanks to people in chat encouraging me in ideas that I really shouldn't follow, we're going to see if Monopoly works in a forum!
My Monopoly board has 8 tokens, so let's start by saying there are going to be 8 spaces available for this. If you really want to play after those have been filled, drop me a message and I'll take a decision about extending that.
Players
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1. Cadi
2. Skorpionne
3. noninjaspresent
4. Blues
5. beckiw
6. wordsandwishes
7. Rydia
8. ddman18
9. ShadowVyper
10. FermentingFruit
2. Skorpionne
3. noninjaspresent
4. Blues
5. beckiw
6. wordsandwishes
7. Rydia
8. ddman18
9. ShadowVyper
10. FermentingFruit
We're also going to play by the rules As Cadi Remembers Them, because that's easier than trying to sift through all our different versions and pick the 'right ones'! So here we go:
Rules
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-- Everyone starts with 1500 points.
-- Cadi will be the Site (the Bank in normal Monopoly) (in addition to being a Player).
-- Players take turns in the order of the Player List (because that's easiest).
-- To take a go, follow the instructions further down the post.
-- You get 200 points for passing Go.
-- If you land on a property nobody owns, you can buy it from the Site for the number of points written on it. See below for a list of properties.
-- If you land on a property owned by another Player, you pay them the number of points marked as their rent value in the Property List below.
-- If you land on Chance or Community chest, click here to get a random number between 1 and 13. Then 'pick' that card from the Card List below. So, if you land on Chance, and get 6, you get 50 points because that's what Chance #6 says!
-- If you get a card that says you've been banned, or if you land on the Banhammer, you must go straight to the Ban square.
-- To be unbanned, either (1) get a double on your roll, (2) use a ban reversal card, or (3) pay 50 points.
-- Nothing happens if you land on Chat!
-- We're not going to use houses and hotels, because I want to keep this relatively simple ><
-- You can sell property to other people at the start of your turn.
-- The winner is the last person to run out of points!
-- Cadi will be the Site (the Bank in normal Monopoly) (in addition to being a Player).
-- Players take turns in the order of the Player List (because that's easiest).
-- To take a go, follow the instructions further down the post.
-- You get 200 points for passing Go.
-- If you land on a property nobody owns, you can buy it from the Site for the number of points written on it. See below for a list of properties.
-- If you land on a property owned by another Player, you pay them the number of points marked as their rent value in the Property List below.
-- If you land on Chance or Community chest, click here to get a random number between 1 and 13. Then 'pick' that card from the Card List below. So, if you land on Chance, and get 6, you get 50 points because that's what Chance #6 says!
-- If you get a card that says you've been banned, or if you land on the Banhammer, you must go straight to the Ban square.
-- To be unbanned, either (1) get a double on your roll, (2) use a ban reversal card, or (3) pay 50 points.
-- Nothing happens if you land on Chat!
-- We're not going to use houses and hotels, because I want to keep this relatively simple ><
-- You can sell property to other people at the start of your turn.
-- The winner is the last person to run out of points!
The Board! (Yes, we so totally have a board.)
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Properties and Other Squares
I realise the board is a bit difficult to read - even I'm struggling, and I not only have it in front of me, I wrote it! So I'll write up what's on there just here:
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For colour properties, you pay double the stated rent if the person who owns it owns all of that colour group. So, if Cadi owns all of the green properties, and beckew lands on WRFF, beckew pays 20 points to Cadi instead of 10.
Orange
Registration - Buy for: 50. Rent: 2.
Welcome Forum - Buy for: 60. Rent: 4.
Yellow
The Lounge - Buy for: 100. Rent: 6.
Randomosity - Buy for: 100. Rent: 6.
In The News - Buy for: 120. Rent: 8.
Green
WRFF (Will Review For Food) - Buy for: 140. Rent: 10.
Ask An Expert - Buy for: 140. Rent: 10.
Knowledge Base - Buy for: 160. Rent: 12
Blue
Writers Corner - Buy for: 180. Rent: 14.
Writing Tips - Buy for: 180. Rent: 14.
Writing Activities - Buy for: 200. Rent: 16.
Purple
NaNoWriMo Forum - Buy for: 220. Rent: 18.
Novel Workshop - Buy for: 220. Rent: 18.
A&P (Art & Photography) - Buy for: Rent: 20.
Pink
The People Tab - Buy for: 260. Rent: 22.
Blogs - Buy for: 260. Rent: 22.
Clubs - Buy for: 280. Rent: 24.
Red
Home of Meshugenah - Buy for: 300. Rent: 26.
Snoink's Citadel - Buy for: 300. Rent: 26.
Rydia's Road - Buy for: 320. Rent: 28.
Black
Bartimeus the YWS Monkey's House - Buy for: 350. Rent: 35.
Nate's Place - Buy for: 400. Rent: 50.
Crews - like Railway Stations on regular Monopoly, these are 200 points each to buy, and rent is 25 points if you own one, 50 points if you own 2, 75 points if you own 3, and 100 points if you own 4.
Gen Lit
Poetry
Storybooks
Resources
'Lit Actions' - these are the Utilities of YWS Monopoly. 150 points to buy, rent is 4 times the roll that made the player land on that square if you own one, and 10 times the roll if you own both!
Review
Submit
Taxes - If you land here, you pay the amount of money stated to the Site.
Submit A Work - 100
Gift Day - 200
Chance and Community Chest - if you land on one of these, you 'pick' a 'card', as described in the Rules.
Chance are the ones with big question marks on.
Community Chest are the ones with badly drawn boxes on.
Corner Squares
Go - gain 200 points every time you go past this.
Banned / Just On Hiatus - if you are banned, go to the Banned square. You can't collect rent while you're here! If you just land here without being banned, you're Just On Hiatus and nothing happens.
Chat - nothing happens here! The land of wasted time!
You've Been Banhammered - go directly to the Banned square!
Orange
Registration - Buy for: 50. Rent: 2.
Welcome Forum - Buy for: 60. Rent: 4.
Yellow
The Lounge - Buy for: 100. Rent: 6.
Randomosity - Buy for: 100. Rent: 6.
In The News - Buy for: 120. Rent: 8.
Green
WRFF (Will Review For Food) - Buy for: 140. Rent: 10.
Ask An Expert - Buy for: 140. Rent: 10.
Knowledge Base - Buy for: 160. Rent: 12
Blue
Writers Corner - Buy for: 180. Rent: 14.
Writing Tips - Buy for: 180. Rent: 14.
Writing Activities - Buy for: 200. Rent: 16.
Purple
NaNoWriMo Forum - Buy for: 220. Rent: 18.
Novel Workshop - Buy for: 220. Rent: 18.
A&P (Art & Photography) - Buy for: Rent: 20.
Pink
The People Tab - Buy for: 260. Rent: 22.
Blogs - Buy for: 260. Rent: 22.
Clubs - Buy for: 280. Rent: 24.
Red
Home of Meshugenah - Buy for: 300. Rent: 26.
Snoink's Citadel - Buy for: 300. Rent: 26.
Rydia's Road - Buy for: 320. Rent: 28.
Black
Bartimeus the YWS Monkey's House - Buy for: 350. Rent: 35.
Nate's Place - Buy for: 400. Rent: 50.
Crews - like Railway Stations on regular Monopoly, these are 200 points each to buy, and rent is 25 points if you own one, 50 points if you own 2, 75 points if you own 3, and 100 points if you own 4.
Gen Lit
Poetry
Storybooks
Resources
'Lit Actions' - these are the Utilities of YWS Monopoly. 150 points to buy, rent is 4 times the roll that made the player land on that square if you own one, and 10 times the roll if you own both!
Review
Submit
Taxes - If you land here, you pay the amount of money stated to the Site.
Submit A Work - 100
Gift Day - 200
Chance and Community Chest - if you land on one of these, you 'pick' a 'card', as described in the Rules.
Chance are the ones with big question marks on.
Community Chest are the ones with badly drawn boxes on.
Corner Squares
Go - gain 200 points every time you go past this.
Banned / Just On Hiatus - if you are banned, go to the Banned square. You can't collect rent while you're here! If you just land here without being banned, you're Just On Hiatus and nothing happens.
Chat - nothing happens here! The land of wasted time!
You've Been Banhammered - go directly to the Banned square!
Chance and Community Chest Cards
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Chance
1. Advance to Go (Collect 200 points)
2. Advance to Nate's Place.
3. Advance token to nearest Utility (Submit or Review). If unowned, you may buy it from the Site. If owned, throw dice and pay owner a total ten times the amount thrown.
4. Advance token to the nearest Section Crew and pay owner twice the rental to which he/she is otherwise entitled. If it is unowned, you may buy it from the Site.
5. Advance to Ask An Expert – If you pass Go, collect 200 points.
6. The Site pays you 50 points.
7. Ban reversal! – this card may be kept until needed, or traded/sold
8. Go back 3 spaces
9. Immediate ban! – do not pass Go, do not collect 200 points
10. Buy a Gift of 50 points
11. Take a trip to Novel Workshop – if you pass Go collect 200 points
12. Let's see who's in Chat – advance token to Chat
13. You have won a contest - collect 100 points
Community Chest
1. Advance to Go (Collect 200 points)
2. Site error in your favor – collect 75 points
3. Buying a gift – Pay 50 points
4. Ban reversal! – This card may be kept until needed, or sold
5. Banhammer! – You have been banned! – Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 points
6. It is your birthday! Collect 10 points from each player
7. Submission refund – collect 20 points
8. You got a gift – collect 100 points
9. Give some gifts - lose 100 points
10. Give a gift - lose 50 points
11. Receive 25 points as a thank you for an awesome review
12. You have won second prize in a contest– collect 10 points
13. You are gifted 100 points
1. Advance to Go (Collect 200 points)
2. Advance to Nate's Place.
3. Advance token to nearest Utility (Submit or Review). If unowned, you may buy it from the Site. If owned, throw dice and pay owner a total ten times the amount thrown.
4. Advance token to the nearest Section Crew and pay owner twice the rental to which he/she is otherwise entitled. If it is unowned, you may buy it from the Site.
5. Advance to Ask An Expert – If you pass Go, collect 200 points.
6. The Site pays you 50 points.
7. Ban reversal! – this card may be kept until needed, or traded/sold
8. Go back 3 spaces
9. Immediate ban! – do not pass Go, do not collect 200 points
10. Buy a Gift of 50 points
11. Take a trip to Novel Workshop – if you pass Go collect 200 points
12. Let's see who's in Chat – advance token to Chat
13. You have won a contest - collect 100 points
Community Chest
1. Advance to Go (Collect 200 points)
2. Site error in your favor – collect 75 points
3. Buying a gift – Pay 50 points
4. Ban reversal! – This card may be kept until needed, or sold
5. Banhammer! – You have been banned! – Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 points
6. It is your birthday! Collect 10 points from each player
7. Submission refund – collect 20 points
8. You got a gift – collect 100 points
9. Give some gifts - lose 100 points
10. Give a gift - lose 50 points
11. Receive 25 points as a thank you for an awesome review
12. You have won second prize in a contest– collect 10 points
13. You are gifted 100 points
Okay, I'm exahusted now. Monopoly has a lot of rules! Don't be too overwhelmed - most of the above stuff you don't need to remember. If you're a player, mostly what you need to be worried about is this: the Your Turn section!
Your Turn
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-- On each go, fill out the Your Turn Form (code below).
-- To roll dice, go here and roll 2 virtual dice.
-- To roll dice, go here and roll 2 virtual dice.
- Code
[b]Did anyone pay you rent since your last go? How much?[/b]
[b]Did anyone ask you to sell them something? Do you agree to sell it? How much money do you get from that?[/b]
[b]Your Points Total (after getting rent & sales profits):[/b]
[b]Die 1: [/b]
[b]Die 2: [/b]
[b]Where did you land? [/b]
[b]Does someone own that? How much rent do you owe them? [/b]
[b]Are you going to buy it? How much did it cost? [/b]
[b]Did you draw any cards? Which one? [/b]
[b]Did you land on a Tax? How much was it? [/b]
[b]Your Points Total (at the end of your go): [/b]
[b]Where You Are (at the end of your go): [/b]
[b]What You Own: [/b]
[b]Do you want to ask anyone to sell you something? [/b]
Cadi will post whole-game updates every so often, with every player's stuff-they-own list and which square they are on, so that we stand a better chance of keeping track of it all!
I'm expecting this to be very slow-paced - normal Monopoly is hardly speedy, and we're using a forum format - so expect to spend about five minutes on a turn every few days, at most. Hardly demanding, hey? You should join in!
So, who wants to play?
