how random are you!!!!!!

I got abducted by aliens that looked like guitars and sang songs from barney while dancing like Ke$ha in a giant circle around me.

And then they sent me back because I can't sing for anything.
*goes to get a cookie*
...my cousin ate them all -_-

Smeekers!

*doesn't post*

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My friends all abandoned me in a potato smashing world, AND IM A POTATO!

Mmm. Delicious hot liquid lemon jelly...

Sometimes I sit on my roof and pretend that I'm a tile.

I've laid down and tried to just blend into the grass,..... in the middle of winter.

*doesn't shout out "POTATO JEllYBEAN SPORTS CARS!!!*

...because doing something random in a random post just isn't random enough.

THROW THE CHEESE!!!

~asdfmovie

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this is a pointless quote

Sorry, just testing a bunch of formatting stuffs. Don't mind me.

This be... something.

hmm, I wonder what this does?

How small be this?

Perhaps this is better.

Doth this work?

Testing, testing.

.,/';[]\=-)(*&^%$#@!~`<>?":{}|+_..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................POTATOES!

The clock. It stopped. But why? WHY DOES TIME KEEP GOING? Now our watches will never be synchronized correctly, DAGGUMMIT!

Transformer Smily!!!! XD

If I were a bear, I'd be a polar bear and I'd never stop drinking Coca Cola.