Would you rather...

Aw, shizz that's not fair, but I have to say mother.

Would you rather never be able to write again or get an incurable brain tumor?

Write. Once again, my survival is the top priority

Would you rather not write again or murder all your relatives?

Jeez! This is not getting good. I will rather murder all my relatives then.

Would you rather get eaten by a shark or by piranhas?

Shark.

Would you rather have one true friend or lots of fake friends?

The one true one

Would you rather have lots of fake ones or no friends?

If that's the choice then I guess lots of fake friends.

Would you rather be really popular but depressed or really unpopular and happy?

Unpopular but happy. Currently I'm unpopular and depressed

Would you rather live in a snake pit or a tiger's cage?

A tiger's cage. Just because snakes are slimy!

Would you rather live in a castle or a luxury pent house?

Luxury penthouse.

Spoiler

Oh, no, you're depressed!

Would you rather live on the streets or be a slave in the 1800's?

Be a slave in the 1800's.

Spoiler

That was hard.

Would you rather watch your favorite movie in the TV with all the ad's or see it on the computer, buffering?

Watch it on TV. I'd have breaks when I could go and remake popcorn.

Would you rather live with your mom or your dad if they got a divorce?

My parents are divorced, and I live with my father.
So I guess the answer's right there. .-.

Would you rather have a daughter or a son as your first born child?

A daughter, I think. Not that I want to have a child, ever. Having a little brother is enough work.

Would you rather be an only child or have four to five siblings?

Four or five siblings, no question.

Would you rather be the most beautiful person in the world, but no one could see you, or the smartest person in the world but you were so smart everyone thought you were dumb and didn't listen to you?

Be the smartest person.

If the world was ending and you could only save one, would you rather save your mother or father?