Would you rather...

Earth quake!
Cuz I wanna go to Japan but its an earthquake zone. (Looovvvvveee that place)

Would you rather Bee chased by an angry monkey at the zoo and people watch and take pictures while laughing or would you go on and on about how much you like lord of the rings and impersonate charecters from books and movies?

The latter op. I kind of do that anyway when I have my (in)frequent bouts of pure insanity...

Would you rather eat dirt or drink sewage water? (Don't ask where that came from, I'm temporarily brain-dead...)

Eat dirt. My little cousin drops food on dirt everytime and still eats it, and he's still living.

Would you rather be Spiderman or Batman?

I would rather be Spiderman! are you kidding? he can walk on walls!

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf because i couldn't imagine being blind.

Would you rather be pushed off a cliff or fall head first down a massive mountain?

Pushed off a cliff. Falling head first seems a bit painful than falling gracefully through the sky.

Would you rather 20 books of horror novels or 20 books of romance novels?

Wow, how do I choose! Probably romance, but I've been enjoying the thrill of suspense, so I'll choose horror. They can be more exciting.

Would you rather get a pie in the face or be thrown into a gigantic cake?

Gigantic cake. It seems that I may be suffocated, but at least I died doing something cool.

Would you rather watch Hannah Montana or listen to The Jonas Brothers for the rest of your life?

Eugh. Tough choice, but I think I'll take the Jonas Brothers. They're the lesser of the two evils, I think.

Would you rather drown or suffocate?

Umm, Drown- I like the water, even if I was dyeing.

Would you rather be in a car crash and then a coma for 100 years and wake up after everyone you know has died or die in the crash?

Die in the crash. I couldn't live without my best friend Patrick!!!!! If he died young I cuoldn't handle it.

Would you brether die in a tornado or choke to death in a sand storm.

Die in a tornado, I feel like that would involve less suffering.

Would you rather fall out of a 60 ft tree into a really deep lake, or fall out of a two story building onto grass?

Either way I'm dead, so I'll take the grass. I hate the water *shudders*

Would you rather be crucified or burned at the stake?

Burned at the stake. At least I'd die instantly and painfully instead of slowly and painfully.

Would you rather constantly be on the move or live in your hometown for your entire life, never to set foot anywhere else?

I would rather stay on a move my entire life than be stuck up in one place of boredom, tragedy, felicity etc. forever!

Would you rather become a god or hulk, if given a chance?