Would you rather...

God- I imagine I would look nicer as a god than a hulk :/

would you rather be sent to prison for murder or for rape?

For murder..If you have a Murder "record" the rest of the prisoners will be a little scared at you..lol

Would you rather give or receive (yep, it's typical)

Give. When I give I always tend to receive.

Would you rather drink green tea or iced tea? (I really couldn't think of anything else...)

Pfft...ew green tea..but I love green iced tea :O
so Ice tea is my option

Would you rather be a spy or a PI? (private investigator)

PI

Would you rather join my SB or face my wrath? ( )

Face your wrath definitely! (I could take you ) Only kidding how do I join your SB?

Would you rather spend another two years at school or have to steal your food once a month?

Nevermind, I guess

Food. School... *shudders*

Would you rather be dead or tortured for eternity?

Dead.

Would you rather lose your best friend or your mom?

Best friend. Duh

Would you rather be depressed but rich or penniless but happy?

Penniless but happy.

Would you rather give up YWS or food?

food. that's a stupid question

would you rather give up on YWS or caffeine?

Caffeine, duh.

Would you rather watch corny cartoons or even cornier movies?

Spoiler

Lame...

Define corny... I suppose cartoons

Would you rather have to watch endless re-runs of Jersey Shore or never watch tv again?

never watch TV again.

Would you rather watch Hannah montana indefinitely or give up TV?

TV.

Would you rather murder your mother or your father?