Would you rather...

Aw, this is hard. Can I choose not to answer?

...Fine. I choose.... I can't! Don't ban me from the thread!

Would you rather die of cancer, knowing you would die eventually but having enough time to spend with your loved ones or unexpectedly be hit by a bus and die instantly when you've just quarreled with your mom?

Die of cancer. Because using that time I have with my family members, I will tell each and every one of them how I really feel about them and die peacefully.

Would you rather be buried or burnt?

Burnt. Because I will be burnt when I die anyway...

Would you rather eat dirt or give up chocolate?

Eat dirt. After I ate it I would eat some chocolate to drown out the flavor.
Would you rather die from a plane crash, or a sunken ship?

Plane crash. I strangely feel like it would be less painful...

Would you rather leave YWS, never to return or give up writing?

I would rather leave YWS and never return

Would you rather listen to a song you don't like or listen to technopop

Technopop, I've never really listened to it so yeah...

Would you rather drown or fall from a skyscraper?

Drown. At least I will be intact.

Would you rather... confess to a hundred people or remain unmarried even though you like someone.

Remain unmarried.

Would you rather not be able to write for a month or fail your exams?

Not write for a month. Only because my exams will determine my future.

Would you rather...watch a scary movie with an ugly person or ... get a blind date with someone you know wouldn't match you.

Watch a scary movie with an ugly person. Scary stuff in the film too, so things even out.

Would you rather destroy every story you've written or be homeless?

Be homeless. My stories can definitely get me a new home.

Would you rather stay offline for a month or get a computer virus

Homeless. If I keep the stories, I have some meaning in life.

Would you rather take over Randomosity or make the perfect SB?

Make the perfect SB.

Would you rather plan everything out and not have it follow the plans or would you not plan anything and find yourself with a chance encounter?

Not plan anything.

Would you rather be an orphan or be depressed and suicidal?