Would you rather...

Drink pee. For some reason it seems less...disgusting.

Would you rather be married to someone who talks too much or to someone who doesn't talk at all?

Married to someone who talks too much.

Would you rather jump off a massive bridge or go bungee jumping with a faulty rope?

Bridge, I've done that before and it's not as painful as it sounds. Then again there was water under it so yea......

Would you rather run through the school naked inbetween periods when everone is in the halls, or have your biggest crush see you in the shower?

Crush in the shower instantly. That can only lead one way... I hope.

Would you rather lose your best friend to death or your crush to a jerk?

(Lol, trust me Italian, it's always fun. ) And crush to a jerk. Cause I have a bf and I really don't even need a crush.

Would you rather see everything in yellow for the rest of your life or (for you peoples who know what I'm talking about) have to march instead of walking for the rest of your life?

March.

Would you rather have your mother to be a lion or an ocelot?

...a lion.

would you rather have no parents or have abusive ones?

Abusive parents.

Would you rather live in a tiny village where everyone knows and respects you or in a city where no one knows you?

Lol... the city, if I could live better

Would you rather have lots of books or a super-huge mansion constantly waited on, your whims indulged, but no opportunity to buy books?

Is that a rhetoric question? Lots of books obviously!

Would you rather wear hot pink every day or not be able to use the internet?

Hot pink, if I had super-good internet access

Would you rather have all your dreams fulfilled but unable to wear clothes or the opposite?

The opposite. That's just weird.

Would you rather be able to fly but only go as high as a two story house, OR would you rather be able to have super speed but run out of energy after a minute.

Fly'

Would you rather breathe fire but burn yourself or shoot electricty but burn yourself?

Shoot electricity.

Would you rather live on a desert island with only a few days' worth of food or near an active volcano?

Active volcano. I already do, sort of. I have like 3 others at different distances, two which erupt on daily basis.

Would you rather live in a tsunami or earthquake zone?