Skully
"Oh. Are you here to say you're sorry?" I asked looking at the figure who had jumped on me. A small female. Her jaw hung ajar.
"Well? Oh for goodness sake close your mouth. Surely you've seen a skeleton before?"
She seemed to snap out of her daze and regain a little composure.
"Well not what that talks. Wait we heard screaming!" She stepped back raising her closed fists.
"Oh. That. Yes well that was me and well me." She looked at me confused but her hands didn't waver. "How can I put this briefly. I am in fact dead. Well I say I. I was a writer, a fleshy, living, breathing human writer. One night lightning struck my home while I was sat at the computer. The explosion should have killed me. Instead the character I was writing became bonded with my remains. I live on with that villainous rogue inside my mind. He even bleeds ink!"
Her hands sank a little.
"Well ... that story is too ridiculous to be a lie." She smirked.
"I'm glad my suffering amuses you." I replied dead pan. "Now who might you be? And who is this male companion of yours. He looks like he's been through the wringer!"
