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Walked into Candy Mountain and had your kidney stolen.
"We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?"
-Fahrenheit 451




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Run over by a train after being distracted by something shiny.
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Oh, your pet griffin got a little peckish..... on the bright side it thought your head tasted delicious!
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Read for to long and the book closed on you. Leaving you swashed between the pages.
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you got trapped in a crystal ball, some kid thought it would be fun to smash it. Poof.
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card
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Got lost in the Queen's maze, decided to eat some roses and choked on a thorn.
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follow the butterflies! follow the butterflies!follow the butterflies! OH.......... you followed them too far, you fell down a cliff.
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Turns out dogs like books as well, and ate you in order to read yours.
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The cats sneak attacked the dogs at Pet's mart. You got caught in the line of fire. You died, but the cats retook the pet's mart! :D
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card
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You were in the sneak attack at Petsmart and were killed by one of the dogs during the battle.
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The evil eye of Sauron saw you, and then you died. Just died. :D
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Shot for the moon and hit it, destroying the Man on the Moon's home. He exacted his revenge by shooting your house with a rocket while you were in it, thus killing you.
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MAGICAL NECKLACE! POKE IT! oops....... that was cursed necklace......
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You sat down in a chair. The chair was actually alive and it got mad at you for sitting in it so it sucked you into the cushions and you choked on a gum stick that was stuck down there.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. So does avoiding homework and creeping around YWS!

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You're lactose intolerant, but your profile picture keeps swallowing cheese! Allergic reaction, death.
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card
Cats are awesome! So are books!so obviously; catslikebooks2!



Who wants to become a writer? And why? Because it’s the answer to everything. It’s the streaming reason for living. To note, to pin down, to build up, to create, to be astonished at nothing, to cherish the oddities, to let nothing go down the drain, to make something, to make a great flower out of life, even if it’s a cactus.
— Enid Bagnold